I’d say it’s meh-jor failure of judgement. I would call you idiot for calling a very good car (for the time) labelled with an exciting brand, meh. But that would not be very original.

Let us all take a moment to commend the bang up job done by our weekend warriors Alex Hevesy and Bradley Brownell, holding the forte while the rest of the crew took a day off to recover from the daily grind.

Go ahead, look in the mirror. The answer will be literally looking you in the face!

First car I owned: 1994 Chevy Cavalier Coupe GT POS edition. Gutless 4 cylinder with no traction control. It had ABS but I suspect they didn’t work very well:

Couldn’t have said it better myself!

I happen to drive my summer dream car year round

I am sorry but Dart is still expensive at $99 a month with 0 down.

4. Occasionally wash your car and be surprised that despite leaving the bird poop on there, your car is still mostly fine!

Eating fried chicken in underwear? Must be Sunday evening!

1998 Chevrolet Astro, which transported all eight of us all around the American midwest and Europe

Every damn time I warm up to the idea of actually buying a new BMW, something like this comes up and I find myself saying:

You have a German wagon - you are still winning at life my friend.

Looks out window at 17 year old E39 manual wagon

I might be a fan of Penguin of Doom!

This kind of voodoo math would be typically corrected by an editor before an article is published.

Learned to drive on dad’s pride and joy 1969 Mercrdes 200D. It had 4 on the tree and the clutch was so heavy that it damn near gave hernia to weaker drivers.

Hear! Hear!!

<face palm>

Zing!

Subaru Forester: you put a new head gasket every 40k miles and figure that its too expensive now to replace.