"[Lopez's booty] is great. It's a work of art. It's something that will go down in history. Also her talent, her drive, her determination."

oh god no

Steve Harvey is just trying to stay flush in the yards and yards of fabric it takes to make his ankle-length suit jackets.

"serviced entirely by black men."

SAY IT ISN'T SO! Your Dirt Bags are solid gold and I will be empty inside without them in my life :(

Steve Harvey operates a mentorship program for young, fatherless young men

Yeah, man. Why are you leaving, WHAT ARE THEY DOING DO YOUUU?? We want answers, you're leaving us all emotionally scarred.

But does he also say "Alright alright alright"? I don't CARE if there is no context, that is a pre-requisite if you want me to watch your movie, Wooderson.

Who will give me urgent bunny dispatches and crack me up with the quippy Shakespearean references in Dirtbag each morning? I will miss your hilarious story-telling and wonderful fashionista outfits that I could never pull off. May you stare longingly into the faces of your new Vice co-workers as you stared at mine all…

Callie....Callie...Callie not you... :(((( sobing......... best of luck to you.

Nooooo you're my favoritee.

I'm going to miss you terribly (ú_ú) but congratulations on the new position, Callie!

WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!!?! I hate this. I fear change.

I'll miss you! You're the author of the first article I read on this website!

What's sad is that I'm surprised by this verdict. Justice has been served...for now.

Every couple of years, even Florida gets something right.

No clue, but the resistance to this rumor just underlines how strong the image of the Immaculate Newman is.

It's just so bad. LOL. Like... they just failed at everything they set out to do with this thing. Are they secretly trying to get more women to vote Democratic?

I think there are a lot more twins out there - male and female - having threesomes, that would explain the comments and twin fantasies people have. I had a friend in high school who, um, got around. She had sex with male twins at the same time once. It was also not their first time having a threesome with a girl. I've…