Proof positive there's someone for everyone. Even if that someone is made of plastic.

"Terry even has three custom-made penises that Bigelow can change according to her mood."

If only honey, if only.

You know what guys? You do you. Not my kink but they're not hurting anyone. Get some.

Also, where did you find a guinea pig onesie/if your partner is afraid of the real pigs, I can see why he's not a fan of the pjs.

I feel like stories like that tend to end up with the woman being taken hostage, then quartered as the dude tries to build a perfect doll from woman parts... but I'm glad this time, it ended in true love.

They were always like this. Movies and pop culture romanticized these guys when they were ALWAYS creepy.

You'd be surprised how many otherwise deviant behaviors appear perfectly rational by the adding the words, "but if she's hot" to the end of the sentence.

Right? I mean I don't ever want to be having sex with a sibling. .. ever. Even if there is a sandwich sich going on there.

I have a dim view of humanity, but I suspect part of the appeal for some people may be that their allure or celebrity is so strong that it would persuade someone to have sex with their sibling if it also meant they could have sex with them.

I'm skeptical about the twin thing because my sanity depends on it. Seriously why do people have twin fetishes? It's like yeah, you imagine hot twins but you're basically asking someone to have sex with their sibling. Like it's the same as you have sex with your sibling (multiple or not) with someone else. Grossness.

ARGH. I have such mixed feelings about Jared Leto. On one hand, my brain just says "GIANT DOUCHE", and yet, my lady parts say "Wellllll helloooooo." I blame My So-Called Life.

what they fail to see is the thing we want to hear is "I love women, not all women because women are people and as people I don't like all of them all of the time. I like some women based on the quality of their character and dislike others on the same basis"

Please socialise them with girls. The number of guys I met at university who didn't quite get women as people until they moved away from home because they had only ever had male friends was huge.

I don't know. Men who think it's okay to pursue minors are automatic pervs in my eyes no matter how nice they are.

Or any woman/women. I'm still grossed out by one of our schools' star basketball players tweeting he was goingn to marry a Victoria's Secret model. Doesn't matter which one. Doesn't matter what her interests are, what her goals are, if she tortures puppies or is curing cancer. Just so long as she's a VS model. And the…

women as prizes is probably one of the most pervasive parts of american (and other) culture(s). it's SO deeply ingrained as part of our narrative- it's the primary motivation of the patriarchal idea of a Man. why did you become XYZ? money. why do you want money? women. if you follow THe Right Steps you will earn…

God, he's delicious!!!!

I think it also has to be related to the surge in "Nice Guys". These guys basically all fit the mold - slightly nerdy guys who act like friends until it comes to the surface that they feel owed sex for putting in all those friendship hours. These guys all act so nice and friendly, make young girls think they…

At least he didn't meet up with you. I knew a girl when we were 14 who dated a 34 year old she met online. They met online in wait for it... 1994!!! They dated for like 8 years believe it or not. She even lived with him for a few years in college.

Can I just message dudes being like "want to go down on me while I watch TV, finish up some work, read Jezebel, etc" no reciprocation or conversation, just head while I do my own business.

Right? There are plenty of things I might be interested in doing once we've had a conversation or a make out or two that aren't going to fly in the first message.