Maybe the Lifetime network should form a testicular cancer panel, comprised only of females.

Maybe ESPN's next special will be "Women Explain What it Feels Like to Get Kicked In the Balls".

ALL.OF.THE.TIME!

*has heart attack and dies of Not Surprise*

For real. She's a stunning ethereal goddess and he looks like a sleepy foot.

Oh, man, the bad science here, it buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns. Where to begin?

It's funny because I see this couple and MY instinct is to write hate mail to R Patz telling him he's not good enough for the woman who could create that magical gif.

And not only are completely unaware of it, but when someone points out ways they could improve, they get angry, defensive, and whimper and whine "You just have to be attractive!"

You make a lot of sense.

Thank you! I'm kinda thinkin' SHE'S the catch.

I have no idea who this lady is, but she is a hell of a lot better looking than her boyfriend. People suck AND they are blind.

FKA twigs is great. I feel like Pattinson is "Dating Up."

In the early-modern period in England, there was apparently quite a number of men who married older partners (probably in part for economic reasons).

Again, this hasn't been an issue for me for some time—if only because I am in a years-long relationship. But this is sort of an astonishing compliment. I literally directly told you my situation, the fact that I am a smile, make eye-contact, strike up a conversation with a stranger sort of person, and that I STILL was…

Hit it on the head.

I dunno, I've definitely met guys that seem like they are or would be happy to hang out and play video games with their friends and do the laundry while their girlfriend/wife supports them.

As one of those older guys who like younger women, I'm glad to hear that. I would add, though, you might be surprised: there are a lot of younger men out there with "mommy" complexes too, who might like to be taken care of by an older woman partner. The aforementioned Aaron Johnson, for example.

Anyone who approaches me is SOI. I prefer to approach men. I did it with my husband and both of my current boyfriends.

Yeah that's what it is. Every young woman secretly wants to date an old guy. Saggy balls, hair falling out. Why go after an attractive, young guy when you can date your dad's golfing partner.

You don't think a young 20-something woman finds the rich old man as physically repugnant as you find the old lady? Male and female desire are not as disparate as you want to believe.