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First of how much is Univision paying these days? Should I start blogging? Cause I just assumed that everyone who worked at GMG was poor. Is that not the case?

...and that makes me feel conflicted, because I don’t want to see her go away because of her age. I want to see her go away because people finally realize she has nothing of value to offer. 

A lot of those women became millionaires and even billionaires selling young girls a body image that was no more real than anime. There is value in pointing out how much of a lie the image is. And I have to ask, is the lie not misogyny? Is photoshop, hours of make up, surgery, and a team of experts to post a single

I can talk about the phenomenon without talking about them as individuals. This reality show celebrity culture really got underway around 20 years ago, and I’m old enough to remember being baffled and weirded out by it when it started. And dismayed when my growing kid became fascinated by iterations of It rich reality

That’s transparently a semantic, move-the-goalposts, cop-out of a bet because you specifically name Kim and you specifically say lead and you specifically name yourself even though this was initially about all of the Kardashians/Jenners (Chyna too dont @ me) and all of the coverage from all the Jez staff. But hell, I’l

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

new materials that will serve as a model for the footwear industry.

You ever wonder why the friends always had to be “little”? It couldn’t be “I’m not one of your friends”? It’s almost like adding “little” to it made it worse.

Where’s you get former Congressman Waxman’s baby picture?

Yasss. I’ve been at parties where I’ve actually said “closing the piano now... goodnight.” as I got the hell outta dodge! One time it actually stopped the fight but I didn’t know until the next day cause I. was. gone. 

I haven’t heard “oh word?” in so long and I immediately tensed up.

A few weeks back I came up with the Invisible Fence model of society. It’s probably nothing new in concept, but it works something like this: just as a dog will feel entitled to go to any part of the yard where he doesn’t get zapped by his collar, so people in a given society will feel entitled to engaged in behavior

Funny, I don’t recall Barr jumping in to defend Mo’Nique at any point during the whole Netflix conspiracy.

What I don’t understand is sticking up for someone who would probably not even spit on you if you were on fire.

I’m surprised “WOOOOOOOW” was left on the cutting room floor.

My first thought: hasn’t Greece been through enough lately?!

In my experience the #1 thing you could hear that wil foreshadow a massive ass whooping is pure silence. If someone keeps yelling shit like.. what’s up ? What’s up? You wanna do this? This person does not actually want to fight you. If your opponent is just dead silent, you need to gtfo of there ASAP bc this person is

Where’s these oldies but goodies?

“yesha” must be swahili for “you a damn lie.”

I think an important factor is that Demi Lovato has publicly put her struggles out their for the public while being an advocate for mental health. She has been involved in public health campaigns and she has been a spokeswoman that is vulnerable wanting to be a voice. She has allowed people the chance to empathize and