“Seriously bro?”

Elon and his ex wife had IVF for the 5 living children they have together, maybe they only picked the male fetuses

So they stole 3 pairs of leggings?

I’m having a hard time believing she didn’t just straight up buy a bunch of suits directly from Byfne. The designs are IDENTICAL

I’m sorry you had to go through that! I got sexually assaulted a few times in college and never reported it, mostly because when I was a preteen I was molested by a relative. After months of abuse I got the courage to report him, my mom encouraged me to press charges so we ended up going to court, and I got ripped…

Panama, can we clone you?? Such a succinct, logical assessment of rape culture and culpability should be the norm.

So what happened to Kela Abernathy?????????????? Did she live? Are the twins ok?? 

I went to film school with big dreams and that job sounds pretty kush to me *shrugs*

“Must be nice” - Meek Mill

  “So I came out here and saw that he had broken a chair and was trying to hit this woman in the head and saying the ‘N’ word, and at that point, I started recording,” Circelli said.

They were never goals...

But can we talk about Chris Messina’s sweat stains in nearly every scene? Was his character really sweaty in the book? Is it really humid in Wind Gap? Will I be tuning in weekly to continue tracking Detective Willis’s perspiration patterns? IDK, IDK, and yes, yes I will.

Ok I’m glad I wasn’t the only one cause...

Can you please take this quote and Tag Maxine Waters so she can have more fuel in her arsenal of political clapbacks for the spineless “moderates”

*dead* you did not have to read her for filth like that 

“This is administration is hopeless and destitute if the moral compass of the White House, aka Ofdonald, is really just a passive aggressive B-grade model who married up and used that position to hawk morality like IG models hustle flat-tummy tea.”

Such good kinja! Someone tell Oliver El-Khatib “Joel” not to “Colangelo” himself into a tizzy.

Remember this is the same man who has a Benihana, a Starbucks and a dry cleaning facility, built into his backyard. Frankly I’m surprised his monthly expenses aren’t higher.

Uhhh, YES!!! Someone get Phil Sun on the line and make this happen!

Are you a Hotep, Chad?