clarifiedbutta
ClarifiedButta
clarifiedbutta

So he fled the country and is now liquidating all domestic assets that could be seized pursuant to judgments obtained in civil suits? With the proceeds of those sales almost certainly being stashed in off-shore accounts? Sounds totally innocent and above-board to me!

Maybe all of these rich rapists can pool their cash and buy an island where they can all live in exile. I hear Rikers may soon be up for grabs.

You got to admit, that’s a cool injury story. What happened to your leg? I was bitten by a crocodile. Much better than my cat scratched me or I bumped into a chair.

TMZ are serious ambulance chasers. They must have a lot of people on their payroll because they’re always the first to know when a celebrity is hospitalized. They, and the people they're paying for this information, are lower than dirt 

If you were talking about a singular, non-proper name orange, then yes, it would be “la naranja”. But since they are referring to a specific person who identifies as male and happens to be orange, you would say “El Naranja”.

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

Your trolling is mediocre, like your racist president and all your white supremacist heroes.

as a black man, i really dont find any of that shit funny or revealing. just confirming what ive always known and felt. fucking frustrating part is this theater is just funny to people while its potentially life altering for others. 

She needs to cut this shot out!

Agreed! Duck her and her ducking excuse!

She can just duck off with her excuse!

Except it’s Burberry, so because Ingerland!

36 million dollars worth? So like, 4 trench coats, 3 scarves, and a pair of socks?

Yeah, this happens all the time in capitalist societies. We just don’t recognize it because most people think of capitalism as a slogan or a by-word rather than a concrete set of philosophical ideas.

can I suggest another argument for FUCK NOT? say, the fact that the mother:

...getting exercise through fun activities like dancing and using food choices as a way to make yourself healthy and strong.

New Reality show pitch:  in which Alana Thompson is taken away from her mother to be raised by Cher.

(1) Kushner fan?

So basically the live action portion of this sailor mooon angels thing is a what a live action version of winx club might look like if it was out years and years ago.

the proposed Sailor Moon would star Hispanic, black, Asian, and handicapped Sailor Scouts.