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Plus big names mean big studio support, mean more screens, mean bigger audiences. I remember Philadelphia being fucking huge. I can’t help but think a really good, really big movie is probably on balance a good thing.

I know there are problems with this but I still think it’s pretty cool this film is being made at all considering how things were only a few years ago. Yes, it would be great if they had hired a trans actor but I don’t know that they deserve to be torn apart if they make a great, sensitive film (which they might/might

Let’s just take a moment to be glad it’s finally gone, regardless of the mental gymnastics Reddit’s out-of-touch bosses had to put themselves through to make it happen.

Wow!!! That is one crazy russian hacker!!! Did you see the way he hacked that banana??? He totally bypassed the front-facing security features and went straight for the source code in the back end!!!!

I’m in an outdoor wedding in 3 weeks. I already have the perfect pair of shoes. Perfect in every way except for the spindly 4 inch heel. Not gonna lie, I’m about to buy myself a pair of Solemates. The dress is floor length, nobody will even see.

The worst part about getting vaccinated is the shot.

we’ve reached an age where a government was born that provides the freedom to work and prosper

As a tween-related side note, the American Girl puberty-explaining books called The Care and Keeping of You for tweens are excellent. They explain everything that’s going on and what your options are (Don’t want to shave? Fine! Do want to shave? Here’s how to do it safely. WTF with periods and options for

I buy the tubes of cookie dough with no intention whatsoever of baking them into actual cookies. I slice off a round and that’s dessert. #unrepentent

Part of me reflexively wants to criticize, but OCD is a real and fucked-up thing, and I have a lot of sympathy for sufferers. I don’t know how I’d deal with having a kid with OCD other than seeking out every reputable method for treating it.

I am extremely confused that you’re horrified by flour, which is one of the least offensive substances on the planet.

I feel like cookie dough is objectively more delicious than cookies. I don’t even feel like this statement is an opinion. Like, cookies are weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit (and even at best, they’re just tolerable), while cookie dough is an extension of the joy of the universe.

This! There was an article posted here at the begging of the WWC, breaking down all the teams. A bunch of comments stated that “No one cares about soccer, this is the US man.”. So there you have it, no one watches or cares and advertisers don’t pay so players don’t get paid period. This also explains that one English

I couldn’t help but love this quote and it is just amplified by these gifs

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS! #diamondlife #loverboy

Good Luck, Mark!

And here I go to drink all the wine.

I sent this link to my boyfriend on gchat and said "I can't wait to see what tonight holds!!!!!!!!!!" He still hasn't responded...sometimes he's not as amused by my humor as I am.