If you really believe that women should plan their pregnancies around work projects, you should rethink your priorities. That's just wrong.

The blood of a human male.

The blood of a human male.

*channels Adultosaur*

YES. SAMESIES. (Also on the anxiety part)

Was anyone else one of those uber-sensitive kids who ascribed feelings to their toys and stuffed animals? I used to play with all of my toys on a rotation because I was afraid of hurting their feelings. I kind of did that with my clothes too - I would feel guilty if I didn't wear my red shirt for a while because I was…

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

Star! Star! Star! Star! It's THE BEEESSTTTTTTT I don't know why it's not a single yet!

"Welcome To New York" "Bad Blood" and "How You Get The Girl" were murky spots in an otherwise flawless pop record, in my opinion. Don't understand your hate for "Clean." I think it's probably one of the better songs she's ever written (but that may be because she got help from Imogen Heap...)

New Romantics is the best fucking song of this album (despite all the good songs) and the fact that it is a bonus track either shows the genius of Ms. Swift or was a questionable choice on multiple levels. Either way, go back and listen to it, your ears will thank you.

I'm impressed you found that gif, in my cursory search for a Skins gif it was like 99.99% fn Effy.

LOL AWWWWWWWWW

Remember folks, if you're gonna take a picture in the bathtub, the water better not be cold, because shrinkage is a thing.

Whatevs. My mom and her ilk (Lily-loving preppy women all) totally shop at Target. DIRTY SECRET: Real preps are cheap as fuck. Smart marketing move if you ask me.

wow such sophisticated tastes

that is going to be a great story someday. you can tell it at his rehearsal dinner when he gets married. things are not as they seem. love that.

lol yes god bless the future of every single person who reads this and immediately ricochets into "BUT WHAT ABOUT ME"

Thank you for this. I think I've got my next Halloween costume!!!

I am a good white person. ... And do you know what? I don't see a need to apologize for it.

We'll have to agree to disagree. The San Francisco version looks stretched and ugly to me..

I've learned from camping trips and such that not skipping the shower the first day is the hardest. After that it gets much easier. It's harder to go two days showering when you are used to showering every day than it is to go the entire next week once you're used to it... in my experience.