This is literally #NotAllMen on a t-shirt and for white women. If I see my friends doing this stupid thing I will come get them I promise.

Greg is terrible but I ship it anyway. At least he’s like, the tiniest bit self-aware about his problems. Josh is a helpless child, and Rebecca needs to go back to therapy (NOT just with the dream ghost) and get her head sorted out for real.

wait... so her mouth... is a vagina... that you want to slap? what?

or, assuming it’s real, what kind of trash person decides to commit this kind of horrible crime and then make a video like this?

1. Totally. I took it and got a 20 — seemed like the only way to score lower was to intentionally insult myself. I don’t spend hours a day looking in the mirror, but clicking on “My body is nothing special” just seemed like it would undo years of very important body-positive indoctrination.

Ok but I do love the idea that they require full-time performance of masculinity, eight and a half months of the year. And then everyone takes the summer to learn to needlepoint or something.

There’s one way she might be a solo: IF Luke erased everyone’s memory of her childhood (including hers). Which he might have! (otherwise yeah no way)

...criticizing a woman who wrote a negative review of The Newsroom by calling her “Internet Girl”...

Ok now that you’re on her blog, I’ve stalked the hell out of your engagement photos and they’re BEAUTIFUL. the third one here http://www.jamiemercurio.com/journal/2015/1… (the one inside where you’re kissing and it’s taken from far away) will make your grandchildren weep, okay. WEEP. It looks like it should be a…

This is GLORIOUS. I wish I had known you when I was young and fragile so you could have taught me your wonderful ways.

yeahhhhhhh. to be fair, she kind of holds herself to the same wacky standards, which is probably where I developed some of my body image issues in the first place. So she probably didn’t realize how wrong that was to say that to your daughter. Or so I justify it. most of the time she’s a lovely lady.

just realized when I typed this that I forgot a word. Insert “have” someplace sensible

Weird fact I heard somewhere: It’s only the skin of the grapes that’s poisonous to dogs. Apparently you could theoretically peel a bunch of grapes and feed them safely to your dog, if you’re into that kind of thing.

“Well, it’s probably good to a little bit of anorexia, anyway.”

LOL BECAUSE BOOBS

SAME. I was certain it was a “two hands on the wheel at all times!” problem. I used to flip out at my mom for drinking coffee in the car, and it took her a while to figure out where I’d learned that

I still remember the day my parents brought home a brand new microwave and were horrified to take it out of the box and discover it was BLUE.

I worked a whole summer to save up $100 to buy a Game Boy Advance. I was nine or ten, and I got a few jobs watering my neighbors’ plants and feeding their gerbils when they went on vacation. It was a pretty huge deal.

Tiny badass.

I see that they are trying to do a good thing, but: