I agree on welcome to new york but DON'T YOU DARE SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT NEW ROMANTICS. I strongly feel that new romantics should have been track 1, and welcome to new york should have been exiled to bonus-track-land.

this is remarkably similar to something my dog did with rat poison* when he was a puppy

I read parenting books too! I liked to know what people were telling my parents about me. And I liked it when the school librarian gave me one of those "oh aren't you precocious" looks, so... yeah

It just sort of happens to you i think.

Not Willow Smith.

Apparently this chapter was already on thin ice with nationals — they hadn't been paying national dues or something. So I will be very surprised if they don't lose their charter

Can anyone confirm that GHB is known as "Liquid Ecstasy?"

Insider info: Meredith is the antisocial cat. she has no interest in the rest of humanity. Olivia, on the other hand, is too little to really assert herself one way or the other. So she ends up in the videos and whatnot.

(source: I was one of the mega-cool fans who got to go to taylor swift's house one time YES I'M…

Bride and groom lived in the same building as freshmen at college, where they were friends and he might have had a crush on her. They watched each other date the wrong people (mostly other mutual friends of theirs) before spending a really weird night getting sort of tipsy and contorting themselves so that they were…

Of course the olsens are the only people wearing anything i would ever consider trying on in the year 2014. THEY ARE SO STYLISH, ALWAYS.

pro tip for everyone, ever: you should try being a little bit more like a white man?

#notallmen! #notallmen! #notallmen!

this is basically their argument.

That's exactly it! Kids don't really have a great grasp of "personal growth" or "trying new things". They just want to WIN. Or at least have some kind of tangible incentive that their little kid minds understand. It's much easier to understand "doing the thing -> getting a cool ribbon" than "doing the thing ->…

as someone who was always very bad at every sport she ever tried except mayyybe skiing, I am very in favor of participation trophies.

This isn't that bad! I got my first cell phone when I was 11 (christmas was good to me in 2003). It had a color screen and I wasted a ton of my parents money on ringtones. Those were the days.

I actually totally fall into this category of people who only pirate stuff they can't figure out how to buy/access legally. Especially now that I use spotify the only stuff I pirate is stuff that isn't in the American market

this basically sums it up actually (real screenshot from my phone just now)

YES I have been preaching the gospel of birds rights activism for MONTHS now and it's AWESOME. Why not BIRD presindent? #boycantolempanc