My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

Yeah, that must have been really hard for you, having a cold while your friend was mourning the loss of a child. How did you and your expert husband and wonderful children ever cope with such a dilemma?

I just... Ugh.

How about a Fight Club?

At 18 I left the country for the week and told my parents I was staying with friends a couple of hours away because I was a dumb asshole teenager.

Picture it....1979. Tiny Beer was at summer day camp and the activity of the week was archery. For some reason, otherwise fearless little Beer was TOTALLY FUCKING TERRIFIED of archery.

I eloped when I was 19 to a boyfriend I had only dated a month. I didn't tell my parents and just said we were moving in together. A month later I deeply regretted it and filed for divorce. It took two years to finalize and I had already started dating my now husband during that period. I didn't tell any of my friends…

Oh Madeleine, you don't take your legal drinking age into Hollywood afterparties, either. The legal drinking age there is "can you afford to be there?"

Ahhh I love how you guys are doing more and more historical pieces on women. I've never heard of the ama before, but my god they are badass. If you'll excuse me, I'll be going down the Wikipedia black hole now.

I have an agenda... It's got a preppy Lily Pulitzer design.

I wouldn't say that I "fired" a bridesmaid, more like gave her the opportunity to bow-out gracefully because it seemed like she had a lot going on in her life. She would say she was going to attend a shower or dress fitting and then just not show up. It came down to the wire when it was time to order dresses. I was…

I grew up in Louisiana, and LOVE glitter. My parents were in a Krewe in the Lake Charles area, so I was surrounded by sequins and glitter the majority of the year.

Ive put a jar of ladybugs in a friends car. He was pissed. Only $4 on amazon for 1500.

Meh. I have a daughter. Little girls are walking glitter bombs.

My wife got our daughters glitter for Christmas and I didn't think too much about it when she ordered it. I have never seen them even play with it yet it is now on every surface of our house. At first I was kind of mad and now I just have to shrug and laugh because, hey, everything is sparkly!

I wanted SO badly to take these before my last colonoscopy, but I figured that would probably be about a $2000 joke. On me.

Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…