and what are exact legal laws about spanking??? you can use a palm on an ass, but no belt......

I would prefer that we get to supervise THEIR use of force.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

EXPELLIARMUS!

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

Just when you think we've hit

I know this is supposed to make us all "ugh, kids, these days", but honestly it makes me wish their parents paid more taxes.

You should voluntarily deport yourself to wherever your great-granparents slipped in from to have your grandmother anchor baby. It's never too late.

I hate to be the dumbass here(not from the US obviously), but what is Plan B, and is there a Plan A?

"When it's dark, all you see is corn." ::CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY AFTER JUST READING THIS STATEMENT::

Totally a bear.

Jenny McCarthy's 12-year old son must be so embarrassed all the time.

Donnie Wahlberg "has the most beautiful penis [she's] ever seen in [her] life" and that it "fits [her] vagina perfectly."

As MawTrashy would say, if you have to brag to others about how good your sex life is, it's probably non-existent.

Jenny McCarthy gives me grumpy cat face every time she talks.

Brings back memories! One thing though, I'm 99% sure "firing" a meal comes from actually putting it on the "fire" and cooking it.

What are you doing this weekend? Streaming movies with full-frontal male nudity? Cool. Me too.

Yay, another advice column junkie! My top two are Thatz Not Okay and Dear Prudence. Prudie gives some terrible advice at times, but I still love her. Caity is just a treasure, but dammit, she needs to pay more attention to Thatz Not Okay.

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.