People make that argument because it's a valid one

You missed the point I was going for

I'm assuming the gun that was used in this tragedy was obtained legally and with all the correct paperwork. Of course not.

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

I’m worried the government is sometimes out to get my people but I’m American Indian so the government has been out to get my tribe. Almost getting your whole tribe exterminate does tend to make you paranoid.

I had a tenner. It’s like a nooner. Only sooner. (you went to brunch, didn’t you?)

I’ve been telling people if they want to complain about “illegals”, they better be doing it in Navajo or Choctaw or Athabaskan.

Well, they did capitalize it. Maybe they were hoping to see Bears, the famed Jezebel commenter?

Sadly, I am a Mr. Hyde, which is why I checked myself into rehab more than 8 years ago and haven’t had a drink since....

Damn. I read that as Serena and got excited. I would have loved some tennis goddess themed make-up. No disrespect to Selena.

Nope. Don't curr.

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

“And on the seventh day, God watched football at a sports bar, and surveyed all the beer he had consumed, and truly, this was a Sunday Funday.”

I guessed Robin Thicke

I guessed Robin Thicke.

I think I had the same reaction the first couple times. I think my first decade of being hit on pretty much went over my head because I had such low self esteem.