My secret is that I also find Daenerys boring as all get out.

Huh, it's interesting. Do you guys think there's a gender divide in GoT? Like a lot of my male friends love Stannis chapters, and Jon Snow chapters. But my female friends aren't big fans of those two chapters, while really enjoying Sansa, and Daenerys chapters. But my male friends aren't that big of fan of those two.

just...not Arya, ok? Please?

She was 2o the first time she got cat-called? Where'd she grow up, an island with no straight men in it?

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

You and everyone who starred your comment are human garbage.

Watching the live feeds, restraint could have been straight saying "good night, protesters!" and walking away. A hundred people standing in the street chanting (for the police storm troopers posted there) did not need to be tear gassed. Holy shit. This all could be ended by the cops seriously investigating the death…

No, this is false. I have two kids, and I take full-time care of both of them. The kid will not forget about the pie. That is not how kids work. And punitively making the mother's day worse is not going to do a thing for the kid. Stop making stupid concern-troll excuses for sociopathic behavior.

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

Rape is just sex?

Allowed to? What the fuck are you talking about?

Of course the crime deserves to be investigated, and the guy deserves jail time.

Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"

In Oregon we have gas station attendants and are not allowed to fill our own gas. This is such a huge relief, I don't have to deal with all the people constantly wanting to talk to me about my 1996 Subaru Outback.

*"We're driving in the car and of course I don't give a rat's ass about anyone but myself"

"We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive,"

Mark, I think I would rather take my chances having my face on fire than drink a Bud Light, but to each his own.

And I can already smell the barrage of think pieces from pop culture critics trying to dissect a marriage they were never a part of.

I think I need to take a break from the internet, all I kept thinking while reading this was, "fake, fake, fake,".