I’ve covered thousands of miles on many different bikes. My current “cruiser” is, by far, the most comfortable one I have done it on. It is a Victory Cross Country (not the tour model). When you have long legs (37” inseam) many touring bikes cause your legs to folds up uncomfortably.

A boat is a hole in the water that you throw money into. . .

To be clear, you’d rather spend $16,864.08 a year to have $3,530.07 in interest to deduct from your taxes than just pay off the loan early and save all $16,864.08 annually? OK. Keep on calling me a sheeple.

Our was like that. 10-15 in there somewhere. Presided over by a judge. It was beautiful an curt at the same time.

This is the best comment I’ve ever read on Jez.

I live in Texas and am not a fan of the 75/80/85 limits that are everywhere for that very reason: fuel economy. Sure, zipping along at 75+ is great for getting somewhere quickly, but, damn, it also raises the fuel cost a ton! Even on my motorcycle, I go from 40 mpg @ 70 down to 30 mpg @ 80. We’ll not speak of the…

Drinking alcohol while taking it can cause fainting. That’s your extra .5 a month. The number increases if in the presence of a Cosby or fraternity.

Yes. Perspective is the right word. I find stories like yours heartwarming and romantic. Every time I see a huge 3+ karat engagement ring, I just think, “Wow! That could have been your kid’s college tuition!” (18+ years of compound interest goes a long way)

The price on all of these made me snort. When Mrs. Hippoplatymoose and I got engaged, I couldn’t have afforded a cheeseburger, let alone a multi-thousand dollar ring. Our wedding bands were 10 karat cheapos that cost $100 for the pair. She never got an engagement ring.

Sounds like he has amazing friends to go along with that bullshit lie he made up about the night that he took off with a stripper. His friends saved his marriage by backing his play. Just sayin’

When I first glanced the headline, I thought children would be in the ingredients. I clicked anyway.

You mean my wrestling coach lied to me for all of those years??? Damn you, Mr. Chiri!

This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a man who is proud of his work!

I sincerely hope you wiped your ass on each and everyone one of those towels before given them to her. I also hope you have not spoken to her since.

This. Exactly this. I have green LEDs that glow under my bike and in the engine well. I personally HOPE that people look at my bike and think, “WHO IS THAT IDIOT ON THE UGLY GLOWING BIKE??” That means they saw me.

YES! And, FFS, vote in your damned local elections! Don’t just show up every four years and vote for the POTUS.

Keep the DMVs open 24/7 and and have a DMV shuttle service. Problem solved.

How about a manual Golf R?

This is why I Kinja. +1

Straight pipes, ape hangers, massive front tires, chrome and get back whips. The first four have no purpose other than to look “cool”. The last just makes you look like a thug, unless you actually use it, then you are a thug.