I referred to my Flex as “The Hearse”. I loved that thing! A 2010 Limited Ecoboost AWD. It was a brick shaped rocket. I was able to fit a whole pallet of sod in it. Another time, I hauled 26 bags of mulch. The storage in those things is amazing! I only got rid of it because I really needed a truck so I traded it for…

That’s some quality Kinja right there!

The Chevy SS is butt ugly. No one wants it because it has no freaking character. It is an Accord with a V8.

I couldn’t get into it because of the hosts. I *love* the original TG. Mainly because of the chemistry between Clarkson, Hammond, and May. The guys on TGUSA weren’t guys I’d ever want to have a beer with, let alone waste my time watching on TV.

Preach it! Lid down is the only way. If you put the seat down with lid up, I’m pissing all over it out of spite!

No. We do not. My wife and I had nothing but a pile of debt between us before we got married. All of our “wealth” and assets have been mutually gained/earned. If we should end up splitting, we’ll both get half (as it is here in Texas). Seems fair to me.

Wait? When did my wife start on Jez? We joke about her “comfort zone” regularly. Anything below, oh, 72.3 and she’s freezing; above 74.1 and she’s sweating. Basically, she’s never comfortable.

I do not think that I’m supposed to be making these orgasmic noises at work.

Yes, but not on the interwebz. Something. Is. Wrong.

WTF? I’m a gray and can star. Don’t get too close to me. I don’t want to catch your kinjaitis!

I have the same list if you exchange textile overpants with leather chaps. I live in Texas and it is hot. People all the time ask me why I wear all of my gear. My response: It is a lot easier to re-hydrate than it is to grow new skin.

I live in Texas. Every other vehicle is a truck. Trust me; there are a ton of purely status symbol trucks to be seen. I also see a lot of contractors who use the crap out of their trucks that also own Lariat and King Ranch versions. Why shouldn’t they be comfortable in their offices? Dented up beds full of work…

While I don’t have a Platinum or Titanium, I have what many would consider a “luxury” truck. It is an FX4 with the FX appearance package. I certainly am not scared to get it dirty or scratched. Why? It is a freaking truck. I have an absolutely comfortable cab to ride in while I fill the bed with brush, garbage,…

You mean that isn’t how “blackened (insert meat here)“ was created?

Sticker for mine (2013 F-150 FX4 Ecoboost with FX appearance package) we $53k. I didn’t pay anywhere near that (or I wouldn’t own it). But, yeah, truck pricing is effing rediculous!

I’m going to go out on a limb and say the casual remarks about crushing fetuses. The abortion is murder crowd cannot fathom that.

Most (I can only think of one exception) female fighter pilots I know could have passed the fitness exam before the umbilical cord was cut. This one gal had this crazy belly-band contraption to support her very pregnant belly while she ran. She ran a 5k while 8 months pregnant. Type-A fast jet pilots be crazy!

Correct: “aviator” is reserved for folks who, you know, fly for a living (pilots, navigators, flight engineers, loadmasters, etc, etc.)

No. Gentlemen don’t strike ladies. The moment she balls up her fist and punches you, she ceases being a lady.

What I ride: 2012 Victory Cross Country