This guy is a fucking cartoon. When a pretty woman walks by, I bet his eyes swirl and pop out and he shouts AH-OOOOO-GAH.

I hope y’all are prepared for when absolutely nothing comes of this. This country doesn’t have enough integrity to correct what’s happening with this government right now. 

These kids have valid points but you’re not going to get them across by ambushing someone. You have to go through the proper channels to be taken seriously.

whatever

*Church Of Satan files lawsuit claiming Spacey is stealing Hell IP*

that was the least violent assault on Fitchburg State’s campus all day. Grew in Central MA... Fitchburg (aka The Dirty Burg) sucks.

Waiter? Waiter! Yes, this word salad kinda stinks, could you take it back please? Thanks.

Why, when you have the anthropomorphized Raiders of the Lost Ark boulder that is Derrick Henry, would you do anything but run the ball a yard from the endzone?

So you’re saying that Carroll was responsible for an attack right at the heart of his own defense. I wonder where he got that idea from.

Indiana’s only worthwhile contribution is corn which is like giving water credit for being wet, the whole state is like a fucking open air walmart that gives voice to horrible politicians with backward, regressive views. Burn that fucker to the ground and break out the salt.

This comment aged well.

Dear Baker,

Surprising that a guy who abandoned a pregnant lady would come across as an asshole.

They come in illegally from Indiana, you fucking putz. Go unfasten your lips from Sarah Huckabee’s lowest hanging teat.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

on one hand, I agree. on the other, there’s an entire other ecosystem largely divorced from the world of traditional reporting that’s *actually* keeping him relevant, and I doubt that this post’s existence has much bearing on that. so in this particular instance, I figure why not make fun of this extremely 2018 farce…

Are you talking about being a running back over 30 or playing for the Bills?

There’s already salt beers, it’s called a Gose and they’re awful. 

Took the words out of my mouth. 

This will be my first and maybe only positive comment toward him, but I sincerely hope Minihane gets support.