The heaviest metal I can blast out. Probably “Forever” by Code Orange

“Ichiro is the true hit king.”

Because white musicians tend to come from hippy progressive backgrounds and tend to orbit in hippy progressive circles, and white pro athletes tend to come from steakfuck hurr stick to sports backgrounds.

rank the following berries: rasp, blue, black, straw, cran, acai, petchesky

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Get hit in the brain, morans.

Baseball needs more fun, dumb unwritten rules like “we vacate the dugout on a guy’s first-ever HR in the majors, even if he’s a pitching legend who’s been in the league for roughly sixty years” and fewer un-fun, dumb unwritten rules like “you can’t try to get a hit if you’re down late but the pitcher has a no-hitter…

another review, from one of my teenagers:

That’s odd. I don’t usually associate older women with tight ends.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

okay smart guy - why do they call it ‘horse’ power?

This. This x1000. Furthermore, the Cristo Rey system has students working to pay for their education while they are in school. The “cultural experience” comment should be seen in the context of “slumming”—even if the coach intended to schedule the Dorchester NDR.

1. He’s an adult. AKA he has more experience than the people in question who are minors. That’s the power of experience. Ex: Amanda Todd’s predator: Aydin Coban. He used his experiences to coerce her and 30+ other girls. He was not famous before the investigation.

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

You have to wonder if this performance was just foles gold

Eagles and wolves, but I’d like to have a few Gila monsters to bite my foes so they go down with me when I die

I’m picking Eagles and Wolves. Both can be trained (a gator isn’t going to be able to flank anyone), and are really dangerous. Everyone knows that Wolves are dangerous, but I think they forget that Eagles are big, and have really sharp claws. If 50 eagles descend on you you’re gonna be in it *deep*.

Gronk Questionable to Return

Couldn’t bring myself to read it - sounded too gruesome. Worst thing I did for mine this year was not exercise it enough