He’s basically congressman Murray from Parks and Rec. 

She must be a Kazuya main

GUMBO GUMBO CONSPIRACY

Why doesn’t this comment have more stars? Absolute brilliance. 

I thought this would be about his dumb, juiced-up head

Attleboro is white trash central. Too bad because it’s pretty affordable and close to Providence. 

This was a big thing two or three years ago here in Boston. The young guys who died were leaving the TD Garden and/or the bars in the adjacent area of the Garden. All within walking distance of the harbor or the Charles River. The denials were here too, it’s kind of a sad coping mechanism people have when faced with…

The most annoying bathroom habit my coworkers recently have developed is not using the toilet paper dispenser and just tossing open rolls wherever they feel like until they inevitably get contaminated by the shit and piss mist produced by the construction worker-sized dumps they all take. 

Fitchburg State Alum here - I’m just surprised we landed on this site for an on court assault rather than a fan assault. 

Mueller should be sending out indictments and more reports quickly. Before new AG Graham or Giuliani fires everyone else. 

Rick Santorum always boggled my mind when he pulled that. Dude had 3 degrees from Penn State!!

As a vile Bostonian, I would like to declare moratorium on Shipping Up to Boston forever. Every time you go to a bar with live music in New England, some dipshit who thinks he’s the next Dickey Barrett will rip off the acoustic version of it, and I will always want to die. 

The fuck are these try-hards talking about? I was a heavy drinker in my 20s and never once even sniffed a potential bar fight. 

I’m from a bland southeastern MA town, but spent a lot of time in Central MA during college and early to mid 20s. Definitely go to Nashoba Winery, Tougas Farm, and Bolton Orchards for some good summer/fall activities. 

Geralt, the character he will portray, has a pretty good beard/moustache going on. 

Madison Bumgarner

It was his thumb. 

I got a hairline fracture and bone bruise on my tibia when I was 17. I was chasing my 6 year old sister around a parking lot while waiting for our seats at a restaurant. I slid on ice and went shin-first into a wall. Made it through the meal before I did anything about it. I have a pretty gnarly scar on my shin from…