Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

When you’re a 39 percent shooter over ten seasons, you need as many options and as much ammo as possible. He’s just playing it safe.

Spoilers: The game ends when you get drafted in the second round, tear an ACL on your first play and wind up killing yourself a year later due to mood swings from years of untreated concussions.

There is no magic number.. It is the number that works for you and your partner that matters. Figure that out, and be happy...... Stop worrying so much about what other people are doing..

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

I don’t think it’s unreasonable to suggest the Pens have attracted a Yankees/Pats/Warriors-esque level of team hatred.

She has one that sounds like a harmonica, so that when it goes off I think there’s a boxcar bum that’s infiltrated the office.

If you’re referring to my reaction to that oblivious cubicle-lady with the over-loud personal phone conversations, then yes. Hockey, not so much.

Gymkata reboot? Come on Hollywood...get on it.

She should have Gymkata’d him. That would have shown him

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

I oscillated between being as skinny as a rail and a huge, fat slob in high school and college (I’m now a pretty average 6'3" 200 lbs). My kryptonite in high school was cheese (my kryptonite in college was Natty Light, pizza and weed). My go-tos during my high school years were muenster cheese, Wispread (Port Wine…

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I hope you took away ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER’s shoelaces and belt before publishing this.

He’s never been IN the black either.

At this point, we all accept it as common knowledge and have moved on to other sports news.

Oh god no. I tend to skew towards less fashionable (athleisure, etc), but I’ve been waxing my unibrow since I was 17. If the male world expects women to have shaved legs and armpits, not to mention all the other beauty standards we impose on them, the least we can do is get rid of our unibrows and stop looking like…

No.