I missed the announcement that Bill Cosby was hired as Jags GM. Good for him! Back on his feet!

“And just imagine how much better he would be if he had a father figure like me in his life”

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

The Jags probably were trying to trade up to get Blake Bortles 1.01.

LETS HEAH MORE FROM PETE IN WAREHAM

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

“Wait... he’s atill around?!”

I’m going to be that guy, but the photo included here is incorrect. That is the Showcase Cinema in Foxborough, Massachusetts, not Warwick, Rhode Island.

Solid list, I’d toss Cheddar in the top 10, and put Carolina BBQ all the way below unsalted. Those ones are ass.

Guess the clubhouse didn’t need anymore spark plugs

After the interview, Duquette retreated to his office, violently fell to his knees, and worshipped hungrily at the Altar of The Eckstein, repeating the verses from Grittiacus and Scrappitudicus he’s come to know so well.

Is it too early to start referring to him as “Journeyman Quarterback Brock Osweiler?”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

If I was blind I would love going to hockey games for the sounds alone. It’s not just the skates gliding off frozen water, it’s the crunching hits, the atonal chime of the puck hitting the post, Sidney Crosby whining to the refs - all beautifully accented by the echo produced off the ice.

Still got nothing on the best do-you-know-who-I-am-comeuppance of all time.

Don’t fuck with hospital workers. They go through enough real shit to have to put up with this shit.

“Man, i am so embarrassed that a country without a history of soccer culture takes their cues from a place that has a history of soccer culture”

This is a good argument. However, I’m still salty that I couldn’t get enough academic scholarships and need based aid despite being on Dean’s list for 7 of 8 semesters and graduating Magna Cum Laude and as a result am almost $60K in debt...

Fuck this guy.

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