Big star for “Hair of the Lamb of Christ”

I would like to point out that Alison Brie got married in March. Of this year. So it’s really good to know that marriage has been great for these 7 months and that 7 months of being with the same person hasn’t made her feel trapped.

Yeah, I kinda figured Pam didn’t feel like doing the requisite name change paperwork for the fourth time.

This demographic generally has a history of multiple failed marriages, out-of-wedlock children, and step-children abuse.

I would do everything in my power to avoid eating out with these more-than-normally-insane in-laws.

Guys watching pregnant women porn online, muttering to themselves, “yeah, knock that fetus in the forehead with yo dick”. No, their skulls aren’t formed yet and that’s dangerous.

Calm down, Megyn Kelly.

Idris Elba is the clear best choice for the next Bond.

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

This shit right here is so fucking stupid. If you think racism is dead, police across the country do a fantastic job and definitely don’t target people, or that voter suppression is an issue we still face today, then you’re a white supremacist. Not because you necessarily believe the white race is superior, but…

Pro tip: Only give plus-ones to people in serious relationships and/or you know their significant other. No random jabroni some baseball buddy of mine met at wing night is coming to eat and drink for free!

Best wedding advice I ever got -

God, I love a wedding. I go into full Jolie the Cruise Director mode, organizing outings, ironing shirts, getting your Aunt Grace lit up on signature cocktails, all of it. I mean, Billy and I and a bunch of others are going shooting/Whataburger-ing/hat shopping when we’re in Dallas for a wedding at the end of the…

West Wing is v good in it’s own right but made 100x better considering the current state of politics

A few years ago I finally got around to watching The West Wing after being intimidated by its 7 seasons of 22, 45-minute-long episodes and me being a completist. I have to say: it was a great decision. Watching shit way past their prime is a good way to go and people who make fun of you for it are losers.

Nerves are how I spent my first couple nights eating McDonalds when I went backpacking solo. Then I realized, fuck it, I don’t know any of these damn people, and if I spend every night anxious over what people thought of me (which I did anyway) then I won’t experience much, which is what I was there for in the first…

Somehow, I imagine a fight between Trump and Kim Jong Un would end up with both of them sprawled on the mat, wheezing and throwing half eaten twinkies at each other.

Counterpoint: Vacationing alone is good all the time. With no one to judge your day (morning?) drinking you can cut loose with impunity. Night time is great when you’re already sloshed and/or passed out.

You already know that owners and GMs only take a moral stand on players they know they can live without.

Now I kind of want to watch GoT where all the actors have Minnesota accents.