The couple seem like the sort of people who:

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

Best quality; some variation of “I love learning, and am quick to pick up new skills...” or “I’m very honest and am not afraid of being wrong... so when a project at risk, I will raise the issues and quickly work with the team to find solutions....”

Let’s say you’re interviewing for a new job, and you get asked why you’re looking for a new position. What do you tell the interviewer if you’re looking because your current job is an absolute nightmare?

Who hasn’t eaten a burrito before???

Who hasn’t eaten a burrito before???

ugh, the worst people on Earth. I can’t tell you how many times I have been behind someone that talks to their friend the whole fucking time they are in line, only to reach the counter and contemplate what to have. It’s usually some attractive girl who has spent 10 minutes telling her friend how she’s taking a year…

To the dude eyebanging the uneaten eggroll, how fucking bankrupt is the communication between you and your fiance that you can’t even ask about eating one of her appetizers? If you can’t communicate over food your marriage is fucking doomed.

Chris Hemsworth as Kevin

My father would be proud of the greyfit that Justin Theroux is rocking.

When they peel me off the concrete from the car accident I will inevitably get in reading this, they’ll say she died as she lived - wasting way too much time energy and brain power reading an article on a blog about another blog’s employee who she had never heard of.

Asshole? Perhaps. Raging? Most def.

tl;dr. Lost me at the beginning with “hashtag” written out. Lost me for good when she wrote “retarded”.

There’s a major difference, in my opinion, from dating someone with different political beliefs (because most of us fall on a spectrum of the Overton window, even within our respective sides of allegiance) and dating someone who is willing to overlook and defend the sheer deceptiveness and pure bumblefuckery of this…

Strictly as a matter of being practical, if it’s looking like I am gonna be in for some fun sexy times, I wouldn’t risk blowing it by getting into a political argument with someone the first couple times I see them. Of course, if I already know someone’s politics and know they align with mine (oh my god you think…

Yeah yeah - it’s all fun and games until he involuntarily elbows you in the boob or face.

Not to mention, it is tied for the highest charting bond song ever (along with Skyfall).

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. No sympathy points for miscalculations.

I keep veering toward pity for her, but then I remember she’s a grown woman who chose this life.

In complete agreement about the bleeding/leading thing.