I like your style.

100% true!

Don’t you mean “Hair of the BLOOD of Christ?”

You need a hybrid of nerd and jock: an ex was a complete nerd but also on the swim team. Great body, and an eagerness to please and try things and get to know what I liked. Also very goal-oriented (in a good way) and so grateful and enthusiastic.

We had this rule (also no children other than our two teenage nieces were invited) and luckily didn’t get any pushback. I mean I know you two met at Trader Joe’s last week and I’m sure you’ll be in love forever but I gotta draw the line somewhere.

You know why you’d get in trouble for calling President Obama a white supremacist? Because that’s patently false. But sure, defend Trump’s right to question his citizenship.

If she was at your wedding I assume you’re good enough friends and your wife knows who she is that this shouldn’t be a huge problem? Especially if there are others present. I’d be prepared to check in and FaceTime her a lot though...

Order room service! Eat at the bar and chat up the bartender. Have a vacation hook-up without your asshole siblings cockblocking/judging you. Sounds amazing to me!

Last summer my husband and I decided to watch The West Wing from start to finish, as neither of us had watched it when it was on originally. We were obsessed. I still watch an episode here and there when I’m particularly depressed that we have a sentient cheeto in office. Jed Bartlet will make America great again!…

That makes a lot of sense and I’ve seen that in action.

No kids here so pardon my total ignorance here, but is it THAT big of a deal if kids are just, like, IN the room with a game on? Not necessarily focused on the screen at all - like it’s just white noise? I honestly have no idea.

One of my teammates is throwing his wife and kid in the car early Saturday, driving to OR, hanging around Sunday, watching the eclipse Monday, and then driving right back. We’re in the Bay Area, so we’re looking at 10+ hours each way (ish?).

Ha! Totally. And I mean, these were some Whitey McCracker looking people and they were pushing 70 probably so yeah.

I worked retail for a bit when I went back to school and hooboy: I will never ever take my freedom for granted again. It sucks to have someone come over and tell you - whether you’re hungry or not - that this is your Big Chance to eat, go to the bathroom, and generally be a human for a minute.

When my husband and I were first dating, we were at some fast food burrito place (maybe a La Salsa - it was definitely fake Mexican food with pictures) and the people in front of us were like, “What’s a burrito? What normally comes in a chicken burrito?” as I plotted how we would kill and hide the bodies of 4 old…

Not to be a total stereotype of a Basic Bitch but I would rob the hell out of a Sephora. Sheets masks for daaaaysssss. Fresh products foreverrrrr.

My dad was born left-handed in the 1950s and this was still a common practice just in public schools. He basically grew up ambidextrous which was handy for sports, but I think it had an effect on his learning and self-esteem. I mean, being told that the natural way you write, eat, and hold things is wrong has gotta…

1996 hollaaaaa!

I’ll see your “it’s been awhile my last prom was in 2002" and raise you a my last prom was in 1996.” Yikes. I am old.

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