She seems cool. Clearly her husband didn’t make the same vow...
She seems cool. Clearly her husband didn’t make the same vow...
Yeah, I thought she was inconsolable when she didn’t get pregnant 20 minutes after she shit the first one out? So wouldn’t a 3rd kid (which Kanye says he wants) in short order be a good thing?
No they are business women and sexy and empowering and nude selfies and SEX TAPES ARE TOTALLY NORMAL WHEN ORCHESTRATED BY YOUR MOM. At least, that’s what I’m normally told here.
My nightmare is having people talk to me in the gym so I would have given whatever answer would make her not speak to me anymore.
28G? Jesus. My 34 A/B and I will just slink away in sadness while you get asked to dance by all the boys... womp womp.
Right? It’s like Gretchen Wieners level shit. “I can’t help it if everyone gets a boner looking at me all the time!”
I feel for this couple and am heartbroken for what their last few years together looked like.
Yeah, you don’t procrastinate on shit like this.
Apparently we’re in the minority. Everyone else is shrieking about how if THEIR HUSBANDS did that...well he’s not your husband. And I think it’s awesome he a.) is a man of action b.) doesn’t place the responsibility of birth control 100% on her and c.) wasn’t all MY BALLS ARE TOO SPECIAL.
Maybe they plan to adopt, so it’s not like this closes the door on more kids, just slows down the baby train.
OH GOD NO.
My dad is basically responsible for keeping NCIS and its varied spin-offs on the air.
I was just going to write this same thing. They probably count as disabled.
That’s pretty much my big fear.
Seriously. That sounds like a nightmare. I did sorta-date a guy who offered to send me one if I sent one of my...swimsuit area. I was like, “NO THANK YOU PLEASE.” I mean, it was long-distance anyway. A pic of what I couldn’t have within 20 minutes was just annoying.
I’m a woman and I’ve never sent nudes or made a sex tape. Or been a recipient of a dick pic (old married here). I’ve been told I’m the only person on the planet to pull off this Prude Trifecta. I am ok with that.
Nope, we just scream “BOOT STRAPS” in the faces of new mothers while wondering why they aren’t in bikinis five minutes after giving birth. Seems to be working JUST FUCKING GREAT.
It’s possible she was going the long-game route with giving the kids diabetes, but decided to step up her plan for the sake of efficiency.
Someone trying to kill a 4 month old?
Indeed.