I’ll take “Colors That End in ‘Urple”” for $400.

How do we make this happen?

SAME!

I am looooovvvinnggg this!

He might have done better in the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy categories.

My husband and I were watching normal people Jeopardy recently and there was a “Chevy Chase Movies” category and we felt like suuuuucchhh hot shit for crushing it. We were mocking the 75 year-old librarian or whatever for not knowing “Fletch.” We’re assholes.

I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” for $400, Trebek!

“In all my time watching Jeopardy I have NEVER seen anyone get as defensive with Trebek as Anderson Cooper did.”

Marrying him, the huge age difference plus the added bonus of being underage. That’s about it.

It’s like she’s living the plot to Unlawful Entry!

Very possibly! Also, I need everyone to quit reminding me how old that movie is. I don’t need to feel so decrepit, OK??? Kidding. :)

Very true. And I’m not shitting on her decision to be in that movie, or discounting what it did to maybe open discussion about rape. Her defense of Mel Gibson is baffling to me.

Agreed. I think she probably thinks she gets a pass for The Accused since it was based on a true story, though. Ugh, I used to love her but now she bums me out.

Oh yes, it’s absolutely possible/plausible. I mean, he and Soon-Yi - who he obviously groomed from a young age - adopted two daughters together. Dylan was not his biological child, either. I know it’s super fucked up to throw these accusations out there with no evidence, but I would not blink if his younger daughters…

Mia Farrow fucking defended him (Polanski) before her family life went to shit! I’m amazed at the lack of empathy in humans until something affects them directly. Like, I’m sure he’s a good director and he was probably fun at parties or something and it sure does suck that his wife and unborn son were stabbed to death…

Why didn’t they just adopt?

Me too. This isn’t terribly new technology. She could have done this 20 years ago. I’m not judging, just genuinely curious what made this happen now.

No hostility and my comment was not directed at you.

I recently retired from attending these things - I’ll send a gift to a shower but that’s IT - and it feels soooo good.

I read that last night and wanted to cry. That poor baby was gunned down in the streets like an animal (oh, wait, people would be upset if a dog was shot in the streets, but it’s just another day in the USA!) and the piece of garbage who did it is going to profit off it? And then use the money, apparently, to protest…