The people I know who have been able to successfully (i.e. not get hurt or murdered in the process or afterwards) leave a relationship have had to plan for ages and enlist help and ask for money - all of which makes you feel vulnerable and out of control already, while just trying to survive. It’s soul-crushing at…

What in the FUCK??? I would never buy anything there.

I have nothing to add other than holy fucking shit.

Good to know I didn’t need to scroll far to reach the “ADOPT, YOU ASSHOLES!” brigade.

Her bachelorette party, if I recall.

Yep. That was my assumption, too. It sounds like that was part of the reason for the suddenly called-off engagement, too. My suspicion was that she had refused to have sex this time around (or at least p-in-v) with the fiance, and suddenly she’s pregnant so obviously he knew she cheated.

Yep, they’ve been having him back to play his old faves - Bill Clinton and Trump - but his Sean Connery is the best. He’s just SO MEAN to Trebek and it’s one of the few times Will Ferrell has to semi-serious.

Very true and I should probably back away from the keyboard and go play with my dog because I’m in a snarky mood and not doing this topic justice. You’re absolutely right!

Everyone says that but when shit gets real everyone’s all, “You’re making the children cry” and “You know Grandma isn’t well.”

Haha, it’s a line from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit - damn it I love Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery!

Dumb movie star, everybody.

I yell that during ever family game night.

I think - and I could be mistaken - that the author is saying that having people talk shit because you slept with a married dude is not on the same plane as the decades of allegations brought against Allen if we’re comparing how rumors can mess up your life, not to mention how we would view those individual “sins.”

A friend of mine who bought a home that looks like a goddamn hotel constantly tries to negotiate stuff down, which I guess is how you hang on to all that money. I don’t care that she bargain hunts, but I do get grossed out when she gets all, “OH, I love to support small/local businesses!” and then I hear her trying to…

I’m sure he gets to keep whatever he’s earned, too.

I like your style. I yell “paper, snow, a ghost!” way too often. I’m always glad when someone gets it!

A friend of mine said this when she was trying to explain to her parents why she had asked her husband to move out. She’s much younger than Sharon Osbourne, too. I was there for support and she just looked at me with these desperate eyes and said, “I’m still a young woman. I can’t keep doing this.” It broke my heart.

My husband and I walked in to Eye of the Tiger. We had a very small wedding party so we skipped bridal party intros, which they thanked us for. I was like, “Nah, get started at the bar instead.” I also told my husband I was open to doing an Apollo Creed-style intro to “Living in America” as long as we could change…

He looks super chill!

Snuggly babies!