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I for reals think Instacart, Google Express, etc will save marriages.

And that he figured a “lady movie” would attract women to the theater so it was an efficient way to get as many of them in a space as possible. It was horrifying on several levels.

You’ll notice no one seems to be concerned about safety in general. It’s all about in relation to their wives, daughters, granddaughters. Sorry, strange lady, but get your own adult man to look after you! Not that this IS a safety issue AT ALL and it’s clearly based in transphobia, not a sudden spike in concern about

It’s really discriminatory towards those who just feel like gettin’ down to some Shania Twain.

Your worth lies in direct correlation to your relationship to another person, preferably an adult male. Please be advised and do not leave the house until you have secured a husband and/or your father’s permission to waltz into public bathrooms.

I guess because you unzip your pants so you’re already thinking about sex?

I worked at a Target at the beginning of the Iraq War in a fairly rural/conservative area and the amount of old ladies running in to the store with printed out emails blasting Target for being anti-American was unreal. The allegation? That Target was a French owned company. You know, because you can say it as

My exposure to OK is generally through my liberal family (all transplants from CA) and their like-minded friends. And yes, obviously I understand that it’s still in the Bible belt, but I hold out hope that there are more reasonable people in the state than just my cousins and their friends!

Oh, I was agreeing with you but didn’t express myself as well as you did. Like, you said: no one was calling HIM out for being away from the OMGBABY.

Fun story: I am now good (albeit long-distance) pals with my ex’s side piece! We weren’t married (living together, talking marriage in the very near future), but she didn’t know about me and when she did find out (he had fed her a lot of lies about us being broken up at the time they got together) she told me what was

I feel like I have to turn in my woman/feminist card because instead of screaming SLAAAAYYY QUEENNNNN I watched this on my couch and thought, “I wouldn’t really want the world to know about my marital problems, nor would I involve my kid but hey, whatever.” I mean, some of the songs are good but I don’t think it’s

Actually I have.

The whole “you’re breastfeeding, you can’t go anywhere!” thing irks me. You can pump, you can supplement with formula, whatever...also, if you time it right you can nurse exclusively and still be gone long enough to throw some food down your throat. It just doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. Why do people care?

I think I’m just jealous that I don’t even have kids and yet she probably looks cuter and more pulled together one-week postpartum than I do if I have all fucking day to primp! I’m also impressed she feels up to it, but for reals: zero judgement.

My cousin says the same thing all the time: she has zero clue as to who is voting for these walking nightmares! Ugh. Keep fighting the good fight.

I have family there and know #notallOklahomans. But what the hell is up with your elected officials?

I am horrified and flabbergasted and completely freaked out that this is a person elected to office.

Stone.

Aw, glad to be of service! Must give props to Octopit for inspiring and understanding me. :)

TOO SOON.