DALE WASN’T RICH ENOUGH TO PULL A HOT, UNDERAGE CHICK LIKE COURTNEY.

That’s not what I said or meant, but if you’d like to keep reading into it then I guess that’s your choice.

Oh sweet Jesus, NO, that’s not what I meant at all. Obviously.

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

WHY DIDN’T I LISTEN TO YOU?

Friendly reminder that no guy (or girl) is worth killing someone else AND ruining your own life, kids.

Anyone else find it odd that Kim ran around crying that this last pregnancy was Literally going to kill her but Kanye is pushing for more kids 5 minutes later? Unless he’s specifying adoption or surrogacy he’s an asshole. Or she was lying/overdramatizing her condition, which I also find highly plausible.

Well, yeah, it’s totally possible she’ll never marry or have kids and I didn’t get a strong vibe that her beliefs are anything other than being baptized Christian...which can encompass a wide range of denominations, which only widens the pool of potential mates, if you will. And she’s hardly alone in her beliefs. Some…

I guess I’m also just blown away that he has such a “I’ve wasted my college years if I don’t marry her!” view of life. You’re, what, 21, dude? Fucking chill, break up with her, and odds are you’ll meet someone (lots of someones!) else. So yeah, I agree with the young and naive analysis.

Or, they can break up since this seems to be a dealbreaker anyway, and she can meet someone who shares her beliefs, as can he. It’s not that hard. She’s young and at a Christian college, and every church has a young singles group. Pretty sure she can meet someone who checks off all the boxes on the list. It’s also…

In a lot of cases, being asked to convert IS asking someone to give up their religion. I’d bet people who are willing to convert tend to be somewhat religious to begin with, because there’s at least a basis for it. Whereas an atheist is probably not going to suddenly decide Catholicism is a good idea. All this to say:…

I cannot recommend seeing her live - should you ever have the chance - enough. I thought I was going to pass out from laughing so hard; the voices she uses and the way she so deftly switches between her “characters” blew me away.

I think I’m you! I HATE the supermarket (god bless Instacart) but if I’m there I’ll distract myself by organizing and micromanaging the cart and sometimes the shelves. I can’t believe my husband hasn’t left me there.

Well, I understand that pre-marital sex is against the honor code (that seems like a no brainer for BYU) but the idea that she was being punished for associating with a non-Mormon and the rumor that they “hooked up” seems extraordinarily unfair. How awful.

She clearly needs the services of the company that will name your baby for a $29k fee. Or she did use them! Twist!

OMG. Is that seriously against the rules? Or just a way to punish her for dating outside the faith? How awful.

Yeah, like it’s not MORE concerning to clients to come in one day and find someone gone with no explanation??

Wait, because she MAY have hooked up with someone they suspended her? So, a rumor or a joke could ruin someone’s life? That’s so fucked up. She’s very lucky to have had friends who care about her and her safety and health.

Yeeeeesssss!

You Do Not Know a Dog with That Name would also be a good name.