I call my dog “Tootie Ramsay” sometimes because she toots a lot. It’s a good nickname, is what I’m saying. Let’s take it mainstream!

Or women who take a pic of their new mani/coffee cup and OH HEY LOOK AT MY HUGE ENGAGEMENT RING. Just cop to being proud of your new mom rack - lord knows I’d be throwing those around all over town had I the boobage to flaunt - and chill. It’s OK to be happy about more than one thing at a time.

I think my friends - she teaches 3rd grade - might have benefited from this because every name he suggested she would shoot it down with a “Oh, I taught a randyman and he was a total brat!”

Yeah, but you know in 5 years there will be like, 5, Toots McPoots in her kindergarten class...

HuffPo UK Sanctimommy Bog or whatever posted some tirade about how anyone who even notices her boobs is obviously a jealous pervy hater who has never experienced infertility (WTF?) and I’m over here (infertile as fuck, too) just like...I have EYES. They are in the middle of the frame. I’m not judging or saying she…

I am DYING over Flim-Flam and Tina. I cannot stop laughing.

Yeah, I was just thinking for the price of a Sephora gift card I’d do this, too. Your kid is named Chalupa Batman. Mazel tov!

Totally agree. I think the fact that she is attractive certainly got the attention and then you watch it and you’re like, “Seriously, this is it?”

I think we all know what the focus of that picture was supposed to be.

I quit a very lame, normal person job once and was told I could not inform my clients or say goodbye to them, partially because my boss was concerned about getting the word out strategically, partially because she was a controlling mega psycho bitch. So I can’t even imagine what sort of NDA/gag order he was dealing…

It’s awful. They’re both terrible, though, so maybe time and a different partner have helped but it’s pretty lame. It’s just her rolling around moaning in a bra. Not my jam.

Yes, I stand corrected. I thought it was in the U.S. for some reason.

Oh, thanks! I am not super into this show, but my dad LOVES it - I thought they had a spin-off in the U.S. My bad.

I thought they did a spin-off? Or, at least another version with different hosts?

We’re in the Bay Area and even the private adoptions are nuts. Probably because everyone would rather pick the next Mark Zuckerberg than a couple of dorks like us. :) We moved here from a smaller town a few hours away and it seemed like the waiting lists for everything (home visits, evaluations, etc.) were MUCH…

This is the story all about how my life got flip turned upside down...BY FEMINISM.

Oh absolutely, and a lot of our horror stories are from this area, which makes me wonder if we should move or something? We also have a few friends who have been successful but they’ve all been international adoptions, which I find fascinating just from an anecdotal evidence standpoint.

I’m convinced my cause of death will be strangulation at the hands of my otherwise loving, thoughtful husband due to my conveyor belt tetris when he starts unloading shit like it’s a game of SPEED when we all know it’s SKILL. We are never more at our peak Margo and Todd in terms of passive-aggressive behavior than…

You are living your life correctly. My husband and I are now huge fans of the wine bags you get when visiting wineries - those things are awesome for keeping any type of glass bottle separated (no more olive oil breakage!) and I am kind of an ass for insisting the poor bag boy use them, but then they’re like, “Jesus,…

I remember that in the flurry of reporting on the shooting, there were mix-ups with the graphics and photos being used to talk about the victims. I think maybe the picture of the principal had the name of a teacher under it at one point? Something like that. Anyway, a ton of people JUMPED on that as proof that this…