Word. Faith and Tim are really all we have now. Ellen and Portia - I can’t even allow myself to care out of fear of getting hurt!

Yep, but I think she was still doing Family Guy or MadTV and couldn’t get out of her contract or something?

Yep, still dating. She has tweeted cute things about his new show. At first I was all, “WHAT?” with them dating but she seems really excited for him. I may be too invested in this.

And it just didn’t make sense to me logistically. Lorelai was not supposed to have any interaction until she and Luke were married...so basically April would not be given any chance to bond or get to know Lorelai beforehand? That’s not responsible or healthy. And wouldn’t April be pissed if she showed up at the diner…

Really? I felt like Lorelai was a shitty friend to her. Mostly because Lorelai would basically just go off on a monologue with her drama du jour (spoiler: it was either a conflict with her mom or about a dude) and Sookie was expected to listen and provide support while Lorelai...did what exactly for Sookie?

Pretty sure they’ll have him die from a heart attack. Given that he had heart problems it won’t shock the fans and seems like a dignified end to his story.

I wouldn’t be too freaked out, but I find that using a moisturizer with sunscreen year-round just keeps me in that habit, saves me a step, and means I don’t “forget.” I like Purpose - you can find it at Target or a drugstore. Been using it since I was 13 and I’m 38 now. I’ve tried others and always go back to it.

Moisturizer will work fine! I wouldn’t bother with a special cream just for your neck. And hit up your decolletage with it, too, while you’re at it. Wish I had thought of that sooner!

I am convinced this will be on my tombstone.

Some unsolicited skincare advice from An Old Person:

OMG yes. So fucking stupid!

Ha, I was kidding but yeah, maybe I will start a ska band and call it Boner Machines! New career!

Agreed. And that story is just horrifying to me. Who thinks this is instilling a good sense of self in their children????

Boner Machines is the name of my band.

And have random giant poops/diarrhea. The amount of time I spend in the bathroom (and in fear) during my period is ridiculous.

Agreed wholeheartedly and I share your fears. Or are these the type of people who spout off parenting/child rearing advice and don’t actually have kids? Or say that if their kids did that they would “whoop their ass” but have actually never done it? Sad that the latter is my ideal scenario for the freaks who think…

My parents are young parents (I’m 38, they’re in their early 60s) so I feel ya. I guess the weird part is that obviously as I get older those older-man crushes do too and before you know it you’re cruising nursing homes. It’s a Reverse Wooderson, if you will.

Ha, deal! I can admire from afar. :)

It’s not wrong AT ALL. He’s so dreamy - both in Summer School and right this very minute on NCIS.

There are people who think this is actually how you “snap” kids out of their “mouthy” behavior and teach them respect and also how not to wimpy brats. It’s...incredibly disturbing and counter-intuitive as all hell.