I just watched this movie not long ago and the performances - esp from the young actor who played Billy - are pretty great. But she’s absolutely correct that a lot of Joanna’s motivations are sort of hazy and she’s presented as this villain. I can’t imagine how worse it would have been had she not insisted on some…

How is Chrissy Teigen still pregnant? Feels like she’s been talking about being pregnant HEY DID YOU KNOW SHE’S PREGNANT WITH A BABY for two years now.

I think it would be amazing if he embellished his net worth to her, hooked her in, and after the wedding was all, “JK, you need to do a Melrose Place reboot because I have no money.”

What is “light urple?” Hahaha.

Hahaha! Awesome! I can’t take full credit: it’s a line from SNL Celebrity Jeopardy and something my family members yell at each other during game nights and other activities that are supposed to strengthen bonds but only serve to pit parent against child.

“And when I first woke up from the surgery they were out to HERE.”

Oh god. Buscemi. WOULD.

Yeah, if I were suddenly debt-free and there were roughly a million drinks so I could just black out the whole time I could do it.

Respect for the honesty.

Maybe they both like soup. And talking. And not talking. I bet they can not talk for hours.

BTW: I love the name Anastasia Beaverhausen SO MUCH. Karen Walker is my hero.

Ha, fair enough. CA native and current resident so I guess since I see it a fair amount (our family likes to play Date or Daughter? when we’re out and about) I assume this is a universal thing.

No, it’s terrible. I checked it out figuring “hey, she has a pretty good body” so it must be OK but no.

I ask this with zero snark: but where is this place that older man/younger woman relationships are uncommon? Genuinely curious.

YEP. My stepdad and I don’t look alike, and I have young parents, and we’ve gotten the “you are such a nice couple!” from waiters and we’re both like, “OMG NO STOP BARF!” I don’t call my stepdad “dad” even though he had a big part in raising me, but I do occasionally when we’re in public just to stave off any…

NOPE.

My mom and I say this to each other because I am a ridiculous hypochondriac who is convinced every zit is just a tumor about to sprout, so then my mom says the twin line and I calm down. It’s a dumb routine but it’s ours.

My husband and I quote this movie all the time. Like, he’ll say “You look pretty” and I’ll as him to repeat himself and he just yells “YOU LOOK SHITTY” and we both die laughing. I think it’s the sign of a healthy marriage.

She’s amazing.

Which is so weird because toddlers are known for their grace and excellent coordination.