I take it you don’t watch this show...It’s basically first world problems galore. Every now and then they throw in a bride who has an ill parent or something sad going on but even these women have budget for a dress that costs more than my car.

I want to watch this but the way the lead actress speaks in a breathy voice and never seems to close her mouth in the trailer irrationally annoys me.

Yeah, there was a reason for her breaking it off and I wouldn’t be shocked if it happened to be abusive behavior.

Not a parent, but I have two college-aged nieces who both have fairly serious boyfriends currently and my spidey-sense is ALWAYS on high alert for any sketchy behaviors if they need help to get out. Over the years we’ve had various talks about how they don’t have to put up with someone not treating them well, and that…

I am so sorry the system didn’t help you but glad you are out and safe. And I agree: while I am a huge fan of better gun control, this guy was going to try to kill her somehow, someway with whatever was available. This is absolutely a domestic violence issue, which is just as serious as our gun control problem in this…

OMG Noxzema! Loved that stuff!

That is the only correct response.

But he DOES totally make shitty choices.

Terry Crews is always the answer.

My husband and I quote this ALL THE TIME. Basically, any time we disagree on trivia he’ll just say, “It’s the MOOPS” and then we laugh like the dorks we are.

I have super sensitive skin and can’t deal with most scented things (body wash, lotions, and deodorant, to name a few) so I...don’t buy them. It’s not that hard. And I learned these lessons the hard way as a middle schooler and my mom would basically be like, “Well, that sucks, but you knew this would probably happen…

The firing comment was directed at his first wife. He’s divorcing his second wife for a second time.

Yeah, I feel like starting a conversation and acknowledging reality is a nice first step because seriously: where do these parents think the faculty can afford to live???

I’d bet that people passing judgement and telling you what to do with your body would be more mentally and physically harmful than an actual medical procedure, Jer. And yes, abortion becomes very scary when it’s ILLEGAL, so maybe we make it safe, accessible, and affordable and quit pretending that Mufasa’s killer…

Yes, I am the most shallow person ever.

Oh, true! Or else she travels with her own lights, which feels like something Brit would do, no?

Hotel bathroom? I once took a pic of me and my husband before a wedding and clarified it was a hotel room, and we don’t have shitty art on the walls!

I hyphenated and regret it. People drop one of the names all the time anyway, so I might as well have either kept my maiden name or just changed it. That would be my only cautioning against hyphenation.

Oh yeah, it’s totally nuts. I’m from here, but had lived in a different, cheaper part of the state until a year ago, when my husband I relocated here for work. Our CPA was giving me shit about how high our rent is and I’m like, “CARE TO FIND ME A CHEAPER PLACE, DUDE?” It sucks, but we don’t want supercommutes.…

It’s like the beginning of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle! Holy shit, that poor woman...