CASH AND PRIZES

It’s a struggle, yo. I did go to a prep school (what up, financial aid and scholarships!) and yet still didn’t commit any sex crimes. Or really, any crime, other than those perpetrated against fashion. The 90s were a rough time.

Seriously. I have fond memories of my youth and alma mater, too, which means I would be incredibly protective of any victims of violence that occurred there while the school fails him/her. I wouldn’t excuse the behavior of a rapist because he knows the fight song.

My parents are divorced and I haven’t committed any crimes. WHERE’S MY GOLD STAR?

Oh I’m 100% with you on those points.

I’m listening.

She’s still limping along, but it’s mostly poverty tourism, sponsored posts, and then thinly veiled jabs at her ex as she details how rough her life is as a single mom. It’s...not great.

I thought the LEGEND thing was because he recorded the exchange? Also ridiculous, but that’s how I read (OK SKIMMED) it.

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I guess - and this is a stretch - I could see the value in her discussing in general the importance of listening to instincts when it comes to caregivers, or how they as a family approach the hiring/managing/firing of staff... These are things that even non-celebs deal with, right? It could have been a useful lesson…

I guess the part I don’t get is why she would write a whole post about this... No one really looks great, other than I guess it was oddly refreshing* that the husband just took charge and fired her and didn’t lob that over the fence for his wife to deal with when she got home. But other than that, this feels like a…

I think since Robert Kennedy was shot, the Secret Service detail has been the norm for candidates before the primaries? At the very least, I think they secure the area before big events. But I could be mistaken in how that works. I’m sure if it’s an optional thing or something you can request, Trump would be alllll…

Yeah, this is just bad business*, really. College students are generally more open-minded and while he has the wackadoo vote locked down, it wouldn’t be bad to maybe get some young people in his corner. NOT THAT I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN, just that you’d think his team would see the value in that.

Exactly! I went to all kinds of club “open houses” and rallies and meetings for things that either didn’t necessarily interest me or were in direct contrast to my actual interests/beliefs (hello, Bible study) just to...hear what people had to say? Keep an open mind? You know, be young and experience various…

It was preachy as hell and I fucking loved it.

Oh yeah, and I agree that Cruz and Rubio are just as dangerous, really, so having Trump drop out now would only help their campaigns, which is a horrifying thought.

For some reason I cannot star this, but YES, that would be a game changer. Also, I would need a stipulation he could not run ever for any office, because governors and senators can fuck shit up, too.

Yeah, I think the thing missing here is at least making the gesture. If this is a dinner/boozing night out on the town and you’re not having to travel, you can sit through one dinner, join the guys for a round at the next bar (bonus points if you get the round or at least buy the groom a shot), and then quietly make…

I would immediately begin rooting - aggressively - for any team called “Tang.” Hi, I am a 38 year old woman with the mental age of a 13 year old boy.

Cool. Seriously, $10k right now would be life-changing in a “erase debts and start at 0" way. $20K would be fucking great though.