Agreed. Just...double-down on the misogyny and roll with it, old man.

My normal 15-minute drive home took almost an hour last night. I hate the Super Bowl! The Super Bowl isn’t my real dad!

I saw Clinton speak when he was running for reelection in ‘96 and I was 18 and while I planned to vote for him, I was shocked at how ready I was to throw my undies at him. SUCH a fantastic speaker.

Seriously. I’ve jumped on way less with a decent amount of enthusiasm. Would bang. Like a screen door in a hurricane.

That’s entirely reasonable.

I have a weird weakness for that type, though, probably because I was summarily rejected with extreme prejudice by this type in high school/college and of course now that I’m married dudes like that flirt with me and there’s a weird satisfaction in that. It’s also sort of a challenge?

That’s what I wonder - do they freak out on HER? I hope to god not.

Me too. Everyone else was Team Danny but I was allllll about Kenickie.

Can I contribute to your Kickstarter to get this made or....?

Oh, my dad is fucking hilarious (“what do you mean he needs a car seat at age 6?”) and my stepmom is very outgoing and open. They definitely have their own friends and aren’t terribly worried/interested in forcing friendships with the other parents. THAT is the “problem” sadly. They don’t care, but the moms control…

Yes to allll of this! It’s insane.

I worry about it (we’re not having kids) because we’re losing so many awesome people who either have to move away or end up staying home once they crunch the numbers because when you factor in commute times...it’s all a cluster. So lots of people end up going private so the kid can be in a school closer to mom or…

My half brother is a lot younger so I sit back and watch my dad and stepmom navigate the social lives of kids who still require booster seats and die on the inside. It’s...awful, really. My brother doesn’t get invited to his friends’ houses unless my stepmom is friends with the moms...like, who gives a fuck? My dad…

Yeah, I’m not a parent but in talking to my coworkers with kids it sounds like any accredited/licensed place = $$$. It’s just how it is? We also live in a criminally expensive area so I get that plays into it but having children increasingly feels like something only the 1% can afford.

Here’s what I read:

But presumably that other parent is a man. How will he have time to look after children? He has a job!

Ooh! Our CEO is a woman and she gets the GROSSEST private notices on LinkedIn from men claiming they just can’t help themselves and they NEVER do this, but she’s just so beautiful and they would love to “get to know her better.” I wish the person who helps handle her inbox sent these jerks pics of her grandkid. Like,…

Obama as disappointed dad is one of my favorites.

It’s Arizona so it’s 100% possible he IS the best man in that entire state.

Literally my EXACT same thought. I had to check where I was reading 4 times.