I don’t think she was saying just randomly get knocked up, but if you’re 30 and reasonably ready (or hell, just know you want a child) then go for it because you may be waiting for some perfect moment that never comes.

Hi ARE YOU ME?

My mom had me at 22 and while she has no other comparison since I’m her only kid, according to her it’s STILL exhausting. Probably has something to do with not knowing what the hell you’re doing minute-to-minute. She said she’d kill for the Internet back then, with message boards and the ability to Google, “How much…

Yeah, that struck me as odd. That, and the idea that she didn’t want to take him away from his dad...uh, there’s this thing called “shared custody.” It’s not all or nothing, lady. Even if Duncan lived with his dad primarily, I assume that visitation and holidays and such could have been negotiated and worked out. I…

Right, which is what I meant by “tapped into that feeling” but it hadn’t JUST happened.

Not so much. They split in 1995 and Love Actually came out in 2003. She ended up with the guy who played Willoughby in Sense and Sensibility in 1995 and they’re still married. She may have tapped into that feeling, though.

Good use of the name “Dakota.” That and Mackenzie are my favorites to use when talking about generic white breeders.

I was cry-laughing at that one. That, and the Patriots suck.

Things that should be compared to slavery:

And that’s 3.

You’re welcome.

I know, but there are just so many...we could stand to cull the herd a little.

I’m also not an expert, hence all my wild, non-scientific speculation. :)

I actually don’t like NyQuil because of what it does to me. I stick with Alka Seltzer :)

Horrible week for hot, talented, 69 year old British men. Who else do I need to worry about???

Jim Jordan of Ohio.

Duh, she loves hetero marriage so much she can’t stop getting married.

I know this is catty but I saw her and thought, “Did no one tell her where she was going? This isn’t WalMart!” I wish someone had her stand next to Michelle Obama, no joke.

Same here. I can’t imagine what morphine would do to me.

Also: #thanksobama