This is why everyone swipes left on you and ignores your wack ass “hey”

My gay friends always complain that being gay is exhausting. You must be the exception.

I routinely set up plans myself, yes. But thanks for assuming. You know what they say about assuming...

YES. I don’t translate well via text unless you already know me - I come off as sardonic and harsh, when similar lines delivered in real life with a laugh would be funny and flirty. I need physical interaction in order to let people know who I really am. That’s one of the reasons I just don’t really try to date…

It’s called splooosh, Tracy.

That is... unique. I always appreciate games that force the person to do some outside game investigation. I used to play old PC classic, Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and I had an encyclopedia with the pages to world currencies bookmarked for easy reference.

(Editor’s Note: If you think she deserved to have her life ruined on account of some weed, do us all a favor and go fuck yourself)

“Having a drunken stranger stalk you and show up in his underwear in your apartment is a beautiful thing!” He shouted at me. “Why are you treating it like it’s dirty?”

What are the odds that Mr. Sensitive wore a fedora?

this sounds like a drunk or high essay, where you’re like YAS BITCH I AM CHANGING THE WORLD and then you wake up and

A 43 year old essay? Obviously a reason to totally discredit a candidate. Days old support for a pedophile? Well, that’s just an expression of religious freedom.

This is one of the best mic drops I’ve ever read.

I’m a disabled person who works part-time at a non-profit and who lives in one of the poorest parts of the UK, where wages for even full-time workers are well below the national average. But whenever I feel sad about this, I can now take comfort in the fact that my standard of living apparently represents quality…

Yes! I’m glad I’m not the only one who watched it. Although as a 26 year old unmarried female, I don’t know if I’m in their target demo.

See, I find the one episode a week thing annoying most of the time. I prefer to watch many shows in 2-3 episode chunks and will wait until the season is over to watch them for that reason. Certainly not watching 12 hours straight, though.

brb never sleeping ever again

“It was, in fact, a fairly typical study for the field of diet research. Which is to say: It was terrible science. The results are meaningless”

My summer to-do list: