Gorbachev, His arms open. Reagan and Gorbachev at Tanagra.

Or just dump the asshole, because if you need to resort to MRA-lite tactics to stop him from being an asshole, then he’s not worth it.

I’m not happy that Glenn survived. It is indeed gimmicky, and cheap. I love Glenn, don’t get me wrong...but this was lame as hell. Also who didn’t see the Carl storyline/danger from a mile away? I am so over this show. I stopped watching last season, got a little interested again, and now I’m like nah, I’m good. I…

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

As a California resident I’m annoyed by how we aren’t looking at the bigger picture, AS WELL as the individual water usage. The use of California’s water supply toward animal agriculture is over 40% greater than non-industrial use. Citing the Pacific Institute:

I sincerely hope that they include my asshole neighbor who can be seen here watering his lawn IN THE RAIN.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

I think it’s also worth looking at whether or not your SO attempts to make time to hang out with your friends, or at the very least, is open to you blocking out time to hang out with them. I don’t think it matters as much that everyone loves each other so much as it does that everyone respects that YOU love your…

And after dinner, she said, ‘Do you want to see the mall?’ And Gaga and I were out of that chair so fast … We went down to the mall and spent an hour down there. She pulled out her collection of gowns from Funny Girland Hello, Dolly! And then she said, ‘Do you want frozen yogurt?’

this was pretty “funny” but I think that you OWE the american People a the “truth” about why you keep writeing garbage like this.

My manager finally comes over and informs me that she is removing the gratuity from the bill.

Happy Hour margs—-

If I have to do a subtle cheek sneak in order to finish eating comfortably, I’ll take the chance. But to flagrantly lift up and toot, that’s just crossing the line.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

Can I yell at her for voting for the Iraq war

a ten-foot wedding cake shaped like a carousel that’s rumored to have taken a month to assemble.

Oh god your comment is insufferable and I am 0% surprised to find you’re an attorney.

It doesn’t bother me now... but at the time... damn.