Yeah that story sounded like a dad joke gone wrong, which is why the lady’s friends were just embarrassed. I bet she tries to tell it all the time.

When I was in my early 20s this would happen to me all the time and it just skeeved me out. No, I don’t want to suck an old dick. I shoulda put it on a t-shirt.

Tom’s thing wasn’t even a barbecue.

let’s do a feminist beauty blog.

I went to Yellowstone this June with my mother for the first time. I have never (no hyperbole) seen so many morons in one place than that park. Here is a sampling of things I saw dumbshits do:

And who were these men talking to on the chat feature, if not women? Other men? I have so many questions!

I work with data every day and from time to time — because I am looking at things in the aggregate — I get a whiff of fraudulent data. I have been right something was fishy 100% of the time (people faking survey results, faking interviews, etc.). Although what I do is far less interesting than this analysis, I think…

Two things teenage girls actually do but can’t talk about: playing video games and playing with themselves. #yesallteens

Madeleine, you forgot one key piece in the High Life - a snug beer coozy. Gotta keep it icy cold.

Jealoussssss. We browned out our lawn and we would love to get rid of it..but xeriscaping is so damn expensive! Any tips or tricks to lower the cost? My backyard is super depressing.

This some bullshit right here. Does anyone have something set up for her to help with whatever legal fees would incur for this obvious baloney?

No, thank you! Made my day.

I don’t mean to put words in your mouth, but are you saying you think that about women who speak deferentially as well? I think I understand your point..?

Eh...I hear a lot of young men use deferential language as well. It does come off as seeming uncertain of yourself, no matter who does it. It’s just that women tend to do it up and through high levels of their career more often.

Agree. Maximize utility, however that needs to happen!

This was a really effective ad for Hidden Folk

FINALLY. I commend you on your bold stance.

Tom Ford Black Orchid is at the top of the list of “when I get money” luxury items to buy. It smells like sex to me. I love it; it’s intoxicating without being too heavy on spice. I think on other people it might be too much, but it works perfect with my chemistry. Your lucky mother!

I just bought a bottle of ck one about two months ago. Not the milk jug-sized I used to douse myself in while repeatedly watching Trainspotting, but the smaller one. It’s surprisingly amazing, and everyone either asks what it is, or, even better, they recognize it. “You smell like the ‘90s,” my husband said. Well,…

That’s a helicopter.