I can’t cheat with that camera in my face!!!

Yeah, well even the Washington Generals won a game once.

Too soon?

This is some Generals-beat-Globetrotters shit.

Obviously, someone had a beef.

Well, people watch in part for the danger, right? Sort of like watching NASCAR for the crashes? So one every thirty years is much better odds than the bulls have.

The Chicago Bulls haven't looked better since Derrick Rose left!

Ole! Good fucking riddance.

First death since 1985? Wow, The Bulls have a worse record than the Washington Generals.

Usually nachos are explosive coming out of you, amirite?!?

Because you call it a mitt?

What a spaz. It was right there on a platter for her.

Russell’s beard looks good. She hasn't had a hit song in a while tho.

Russell: Siri, how do I score?

Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

Wilson: Wow, it’s like someone took a massive load off my chest.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

Yes a better joke would’ve called out their fans’ thin skin

damn it. nowhere in the email did it say anything about needing a wire transfer for a flight from Utah to Miami

I love how enthusiastic he is in the beginning of the video. He can’t believe he actually found TWO Heat fans.