Love the classic ‘double jerk’ celebration.

Was that one of the marshalls that came out to celebrate with him? That’s freakin odd

I know stereotypes are considered unacceptable and ignorant in this day and age. But I must say those people are scum. With their pretentious names and low morals I despise them all.. All they do is drink wine and try to fuck your wife.

I was expecting him to have some wine, shag one of his mistresses and then a light a Gitanes in celebration. However, he would most likely have gotten a 1-2 stroke penalty for delay of play, so this will have to do.

What’s the big deal?

It’s disappointing to I too.

He would have dropped his second green jacket on the day.

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

Sports are supposed to be an escape from reality. If I wanted to hear someone complain about ‘not in the face’ I would have spent the afternoon in bed with my girlfriend.

Especially Florence Henderson.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

I totally get where Antonio’s coming from.

Don't be too hard-on him.

Can’t really blame him. Red-head lady is pretty attractive!

Thanks - I thought it was me. In ripping apart an Irishman, he was also making fun of the way he talks as well. Doing two things well simultaneously is an indication of the kind of coaching @ UCONN.

Again, Geno does not get the best perceived players every year. The best perceived players are the highest ranked ones. This isn’t rocket science. There is a pool of players, and plenty of teams get great players. This is next year’s top 10. And UConn doesn’t have another player in the top 100.

Fuck Dan Shaughnessy. That is all.