Bullshit. He didn’t lie, he reacted incorrectly. Stop slandering that sweet man.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This guy is my new favorite player.

Jose Bautista is goddamned delightful and is part of what makes baseball fun to watch. I feel sorry for these unwritten rules clutching sandbags that can’t see that.

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

Obligatory Allison Stokke reference.

I’ve never felt shame for looking at porn

Whatever. I beat porn at least three times a day and I feel fine.

“Since I was a teenager, it had been a rollercoaster ride of shame and justification as I was on and off with this addiction.”

Whatever man get two lady “pole vaulters” to make out in front of him and he’ll spooge further than he can run.

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

Asking for a friend

So can we watch it guilt-free now, or is it still creepy?

I’m assuming a dollar for every time the video was viewed online.

I hope TruBiotics retires her number

Agreed. Providing the refs with their own Arsenal could get out of hand.

I’ve printed and framed this comment, because it is the worst joke ever told.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

I don't keep up with soccer - when did they switch to sudden death game-ending shootouts?

Copacaban him for life