Go to D.C. and see the Cherry Blossoms at the Jefferson Memorial. For all the hype and hassle, it lives up to billing.

All I need to know!

Michelle Rhee responded in kind as the female half of America’s Worst Power Couple by firebombing several public schools

I follow it this way:

I’ve tried this for years and it doesn’t seem to be going so well.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

AMEN

Damn I’m gonna miss him.

I couldn’t not say it.

wow. yes. seriously. i am so glad someone finally said this

Peacocks are huge assholes like swans.

It is SO GOOD ALREADY. I’m so happy. Sam Bee is a hero, and this show is looking like it’s going to be everything that Trevor Noah’s Daily Show is failing to follow through on. Now that Jon Stewart is gone, Stephen Colbert is doing a different genre of tv, Trevor Noah is proving himself inadequate to fill Stewart’s…

The man just got his ass kicked by Denver’s defense in the most important game of his life. I don’t blame him for being a sore loser.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

I AM THE FUCK LION

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Not being from NJ, but now currently living in NJ has raised my opinion from simply not being a fan of his music to absolutely fucking hating the sounds of his average power chords and terrible voice

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.