And beyond your joke, it’s also probable that the campus would seem deserted if people were inside those arenas and not walking around when McQueary stepped outside.

you solved the puzzle! you win!

Regarding Trump explaining movies… He did do this with Citizen Kane in conversation with Errol Morris and *extremely* took away the wrong theme: “Get yourself a different woman.”
 

God does not want White Sox fans to feel joy

White Sox fans are like the semi-visible derelicts in a Neil Gaiman book. We exist, but no one acknowledges us.

a good update if you haven’t already seen:

I love Dan Le Batard as much as the next guy, but their public affection for David Samson is one of the most baffling things I’ve ever been witness too. This is a shit look for a broadcast personality who claims his love for Miami religiously and also claims how much the city of Miami has been screwed by front office…

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

They should trade for some Eli’s Cheesecake. That shit is delicious.

The Stu Gotz is strong in you

The one where it’s Arnold pretending to be Antonio Villaraigosa but not being able to pronounce the name is the pinnacle of that bit.

I just bought a 10lb bag of popcorn to wait for the next Dead Letters.

Two guys who just like to ask questions

koons ads make theranos lady look calm

That fan to the right of the top photo?

I have never seen anyone open a can the way the OP and you describe. I open cans like this:

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”