I don’t understand all the hate. He is our president, after all, and to be treated like this mere hours after he personally beat bin Laden’s brother to death with a golf club? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

Ralph Wiggum has not aged well.

Loria “doing his job” by making as much money as he can isn’t a defense if “his job” is harmful to the public. He needs to catch a brick to the skull, like probably all sports owners and most billionaires.

Je me souviens.

What does this photo of a nice lesbian couple have to do with the original comment?

Net flicks and chill

I lived in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan for three years. It snowed 150-200 inches each winter I was there, enough that I went from believing Seasonal Affective Disorder was bullshit to being convinced I had Seasonal Affective Disorder.

What the hell did sleeves ever do to this man?

As somebody who grew up in the 70's and died from exposure to the toxic chemicals in all of my Lego in 1982, I can’t help but feel that this article could have come a bit sooner.

So you’re saying they are a bunch of monkeys fucking a football?

As someone who holds the Democrats in only slightly higher regard then the average Republican, I expect them to sit quietly and polietly clap when expected of them.

I AM TIRED OF SO MUCH WIMMING

Yep. The highest watched news channel in the US isn’t mainstream in the same way the 100% Republican controlled government is run by secret Democrats. Republican MO:

I was forbidden from playing Dungeons & Dragons because it apparently encouraged children to worship the devil.

“Safer,” “no criminal records” and forced standing for the National Anthem.

Can you imagine the top-shelf hookers running around that bitch?

“I thought you were going to say this was one of the most beautiful girls. What about these others?” Wicker said

Wow, billions you say? We could probably send upwards of 2 fake fighter jets to Norway with that kind of scratch.

I don’t think you told this farmer’s daughter story right.