When Barron spends too much time around his step-mom, the White House laundry staff ends up having to wash too many socks . . . for some reason.

Oh great . . . next the cosplayers in the MLS will feign a Franklin County independence movement to add intrigue to the big Columbus Crew / FC Cincinnati derby . . .

As someone who was raised on mid-1970s Lego sets, I just have this to say: hmfru$&6f

I’m not the cake; you’re the cake, cake.

But are you getting tired from all that winning?

Davos is clearly a masturbatory TED talk for the billionaire globalist set. And I’m sure the locals enjoy the poor tipping and snarled traffic. At least it fattens up the kleptocracy on rich Swiss food before we get to go all Donner Party on their ass . . .

Better be German potato salad.

Ball is back in your court, Alabama.

New England giving 75% effort still would make them a 14-point favorite vs. Jacksonville.

In fairness to him, that Ichiro dong photo jackpot made us all consider some unusual things.

You had me at “cake tasting appointment”.

Little known fact: Franz Ferdinand died of the flu

Why did they even bother to have Peterman take the field? He looked wholly incapable of playing the quarterback position. They could have just done direct snaps to Mike Tolbert and had a much better chance at winning.

What a harrowing ordeal. The Galleria is just awful.

Piggy looks like he’d be a bleeder.

Hopefully this will result in him turning over a new Leaf.

I did the math, but got a negative number?

User name checks out.

Those puns made my stomach hurt. I could go for a Panini.

Star for “President Orange Cock Goblin”