God damn, son. Give me a warning before you make a funny like that - I’ve got Coke Zero all over my keyboard.

Something, something . . . Billy Jo Robidoux? Am I doing this right?

mmm . . . I could go for a hot human misery sandwich right about now.

Wisconsin fan, can confirm.

Isn’t this the time when ESPN should start showing Jeff George throwing side-outs at a local high school while someone comments “he looks like he’s in pretty good shape”?

Russell Wilson is whiter than I am . . . and I’m a ginger named Liam who has seen Coldplay in concert.

Thousands of entries, all named “Lax Brah”.

Always end zone truthers

Hey, check out the nerd!

Big deal. They got their bells rung. Sniff some salts and smile for the NFL Films camera.

That hypocrite smokes two packs a day . . .

There’s a term for this - shirtcocking - and it’s not a laughing matter.

Really, Saudi Arabia? “Not part of the culture?” You are Australia’s guest. Observe their fucking moment of silence. They aren’t asking you to eat a pig or chug some Foster’s. . .

PaleoIndians used the whole llama . . .

So well done . . . +1

He’s clearly an idiot, but, then again, I had to sit through three Gillette ads in order to read this, so . . .

*shakes head at bear earrings*

Enjoy your +1 in hell, monster.

Florida’s gonna Florida

Maryland is known for its crab cakes, but apparently also dishes out some delicious hot beef. Your move, NC.