So “I know it’s hard for you to understand even short sentences” is considered “treating people respectfully” ??

Fun Fact: 8-10 hours a day isn’t the same as 24 hours a day. It’s the difference between a good night’s sleep and a coma.

Never meet your heroes.

Aw, come on, now. Animal House is a 40 year old movie like the moon landing was “some aviation shit from the ‘60s.” Technically not incorrect, but entirely blind to historical significance.

Man, even though it was messed up he ordered that because we were at fucking war! Like, an awful, globe-threatening war. Shit was fucked up.

They don’t want to believe their ancestors were the pieces of garbage they really were so they find any cop out they can to justify it. It’s obvious the dumb bitch has no idea what slaves really went through and can’t bear the fact her ancestors were inhuman pieces of garbage. The daughters of the confederacy are…

Forget comparing it to Nazi Germany. Compare it to America. The trail of tears. Japanese internment camps. The left wing falls asleep and lets the right wing take over. Deplorable shit happens.

Single-ply toilet paper. Bought it once. Even when I was down to a total of seven dollars in liquid cash, I did not buy it again.

Not this one. This is what the future looks like, and it can’t get here soon enough.

I often drive in socks. Shit happens.

So Seth and Tyler are now the same as Becky and Karen. Good I needed to know what other names to use for generic white shaming other than Chad & Bret. I needed some variety. For real just drop these guys in DC and tell the locals what they did. Be real interesting to see how these bitch ass pussies would deal with…

Looking at the mug shots, factoring the racist assholery, I’m thinking lacrosse team.

“But I thought that future generations were supposed to be less racist”

around the same time that shame disappeared or became and ugly word. we are free to do or say anything......the internet fucked ruined us

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

I live a 10 minute walk from this location. Technically, portable charcoal grills are not allowed anywhere around the lake (there are stationary charcoal grills at some locations, and other locations that allow you to bring a non-charcoal grill measuring less than 27" across). They are next to Lakeshore Ave on the…

I’ve read some of the other stories since the Philadelphia Starbucks debacle. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR FELLOW WHITE FOLK: BLACK PEOPLE DOING LEGAL THINGS, LIKE SLEEPING OR COOKING OR EXISTING, IS NOT ILLEGAL. STOP WITH THIS SHIT.

So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

Hey, friendly reminder.

Why would he go out to visit people who don’t respect him, when he can stay at home for that?