Wrong, here’s the real list:

Well, if someone put something in it, wouldn't that mean it was already destroyed, and wouldn't work?

I ride a motorcycle across country to get away from technology. It forces me to think singularly at the task at hand. Removes the distraction of technology (well, except for my mp3 player), and immerses me in my surroundings. When I stop away from cities, I tend to interact with people a lot more, and have fun!

Thanks, he's doing really well now!

Can we get a number to call, or an address? It’s funny what a thousand phone calls can do.

That is absolutely incorrect. I was lucky enough to just get a mortgage on a new home, but the cost of me paying a mortgage is equivalent to what my rent was previously. So if people have bad credit, but would like to build some personal equity, why can't they get a mortgage to replace paying rent? If it costs just…

Another thing I learned to do. If you are just wanting to play a game to get through it or for the story, don't be ashamed of playing on easy. As a father with a huge backlog and limited time I have found playing the games I care less about on easy helps be get through them quicker. I no longer have time for the…

Um, can you correct this. Racist Reporter gets himself fired for comparing Michelle Obama to an ape.

I gather this is cautionary but isn't it making a few grandiose leaps? First it's assuming that the presence of Experian tracking cookies on medical websites constitutes their tracking your medically-relevant data.

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

I can only express myself via gif

Mistake #6 - Laughing at your own joke. It's even more of a mistake when your joke wasn't that funny.

So this is the thread where we post our bad jokes? I'll get it rolling. . .

You forgot the prime directive of telling jokes. . . Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, even people who don't. . .

Bartender is a surprise for me because tipping.

Yeah, well, you're not exactly the most "relevant" either, Academy.

Herb is that guy from "WKRP in Cincinnati" who was always hitting on Lonnie Anderson's character.

I don't drink beer, and once had a table ask what every single beer on draft tastes like. There were like 15. They started with ones that were different enough (Sam seasonal, a Belgian wheat) that I was well-trained enough to answer. Then the guy was like, "OK, so what does Budweiser taste like?" This was the bro-iest…

It tastes like green. Which is lucky, because he's probably allergic to red.